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Polish Divorce
« on: December 07, 2009, 06:22:07 PM »

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until
one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:

"Have you any grounds"?
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home".

"No, I meant what is the foundation of this case"?
It's made of concrete "I don't think you understand. Does either of you
have a real grudge"?
"No, we have carport, and not need one".

I mean, what are your relations like?
"All my relations still in Poland".

"Is there any infidelity in your marriage"?
"We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player".

"Does your wife beat you up"?
"No, I always up before her".

"Is your wife a nagger"?
"No, she white".

"Why do you want this divorce"?
"She going to kill me".

"What makes you think that"?
"I got proof".

"What kind of proof"?
"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"

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Polish Divorce
« on: December 07, 2009, 06:22:07 PM »

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Re: Polish Divorce
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2009, 11:02:14 PM »
damn hez idiot :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: Polish Divorce
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2009, 11:19:54 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: kamlo tu v apna viah koi aidha de bhole bhale bande naal karwa  la  ..dekhi kinni khush rahe gyi  :hehe: :hehe:
hana kamlo  8-> 8->

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Re: Polish Divorce
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2009, 11:25:01 PM »
VE TU MENUU DUA DE REA AA HA BAD DUA  :loll:

EHO JAHE NAL VYAH KARVA LEA NAH AVDA JHATTA APP H PATUNGI  :loll: :loll: :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: Polish Divorce
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2009, 11:31:51 PM »
ahhha advice de raha..dekhi ohne tere agge bolia hi ni karna...tu english bolia kari..ohne yes yes hi karia karni a har gall nu  :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Polish Divorce
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2009, 11:35:42 PM »
han fer theek aa je yes yes karan ala mil gea
fer tan mauja ne  :balle: :balle:

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Re: Polish Divorce
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2009, 04:25:02 AM »
damn hez idiot :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
yea mostly married ppz are idiots :happy:

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Re: Polish Divorce
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2009, 04:36:14 AM »
yea mostly married ppz are idiots :happy:
FER N MA KARUNA VYAH :he:

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« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2009, 04:38:08 AM »

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Re: Polish Divorce
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2009, 04:54:44 AM »

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Re: Polish Divorce
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2009, 04:57:54 AM »
saropa dena pena tenu
DE DEO JI  :balle: :he:

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Re: Polish Divorce
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2009, 04:59:01 AM »
DE DEO JI  :balle: :he:
teek aa nere kera gurudwara penda tere ghar de

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Re: Polish Divorce
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2009, 05:05:10 AM »
teek aa nere kera gurudwara penda tere ghar de
2 hege aa

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Re: Polish Divorce
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2009, 05:08:23 AM »
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Re: Polish Divorce
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2009, 05:13:53 AM »
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Re: Polish Divorce
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2010, 01:51:43 PM »
they should make a video of this thing, its gonna be really funny  :loll:

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Re: Polish Divorce
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2010, 07:50:03 PM »
they should make a video of this thing, its gonna be really funny  :loll:
yea  :loll:

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Re: Polish Divorce
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ahahahahaha very funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:.

 

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