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Pet Fish
« on: December 24, 2009, 09:33:21 PM »
A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Michigan recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing.  The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"   The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir.  These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir.  Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while.  I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey!  Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you.  It really works."

"O.K.  I've GOT to see this!"

The game warden was curious now.  The man poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.  After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said "Well?"

"Well, what?" the man responded.

"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.

"Call who back?" the man asked.

"The FISH."

"What fish?" the man asked.

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Pet Fish
« on: December 24, 2009, 09:33:21 PM »

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Re: Pet Fish
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2010, 02:09:47 AM »
koi gal bani  :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: Pet Fish
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2010, 07:50:39 AM »
koi gal bani  :hehe: :hehe:
kise desi vaid kolo dimag tej karn li dawai la. oi fish usne tank vich wapas sit diti. na fish hoyegi na fine hoyega bas thori jehi chalaki barti

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Re: Pet Fish
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2010, 07:52:06 AM »
kise desi vaid kolo dimag tej karn li dawai la. oi fish usne tank vich wapas sit diti. na fish hoyegi na fine hoyega bas thori jehi chalaki barti
fer v koi gal bani  :hehe:

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Re: Pet Fish
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2010, 07:53:38 AM »
fer v koi gal bani  :hehe:
:laugh: brain da latest version market vich purchase kar eho version obsolete ho gaya hun kam ni karna

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Re: Pet Fish
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2010, 07:55:41 AM »
:laugh: brain da latest version market vich purchase kar eho version obsolete ho gaya hun kam ni karna
:huhh: :huhh: :huhh:huhh

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Re: Pet Fish
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2010, 07:57:24 AM »
:huhh: :huhh: :huhh:huhh
:loll: jado samjh ni aandi ki kehna odo eh bhera jeha monh bana lendi :happy:

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Re: Pet Fish
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2010, 07:58:43 AM »
:loll: jado samjh ni aandi ki kehna odo eh bhera jeha monh bana lendi :happy:
:huhh: :huhh: :huhh: banungi  :huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh:

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Re: Pet Fish
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2010, 08:00:43 AM »
:huhh: :huhh: :huhh: banungi  :huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh:
holi holi samjh aa jaugi ki jawab dena :happy:

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Re: Pet Fish
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2010, 08:02:28 AM »
holi holi samjh aa jaugi ki jawab dena :happy:
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: bada shataan aa tu :hehe: :hehe: :pagel:

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Re: Pet Fish
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2010, 08:04:55 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: bada shataan aa tu :hehe: :hehe: :pagel:
ma ta angel haiga :lost:

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Re: Pet Fish
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2010, 08:07:37 AM »
ma ta angel haiga :lost:
aye haye angel nah hor mere kolo angle nah nah pana bhanva lai  :marro: :marro: :hehe:

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Re: Pet Fish
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2010, 08:10:21 AM »
aye haye angel nah hor mere kolo angle nah nah pana bhanva lai  :marro: :marro: :hehe:
mere maa peeo nu puchh ke dekh. ona kehna sade putt to bada koi angel hai hi ni duniya vich :lost:

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Re: Pet Fish
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2010, 08:11:15 AM »
mere maa peeo nu puchh ke dekh. ona kehna sade putt to bada koi angel hai hi ni duniya vich :lost:
uncle aunty avde putt nu ehna nah chamlao..ser ch galea kaduga  :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: Pet Fish
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2010, 08:14:41 AM »
uncle aunty avde putt nu ehna nah chamlao..ser ch galea kaduga  :hehe: :hehe:
meri ma samjhdi menu changi tara :lost: ma ta onu jamman lagge b koi tkleef ni c ditti :lost:

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« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2010, 08:15:31 AM »
meri ma samjhdi menu changi tara :lost: ma ta onu jamman lagge b koi tkleef ni c ditti :lost:
ehda bhedha munda aa nah  :hehe: :hehe: dafa hona nah hove tan

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Re: Pet Fish
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2010, 08:16:24 AM »
ehda bhedha munda aa nah  :hehe: :hehe: dafa hona nah hove tan
jhoth ni bolda. mum ne manu aap dassia c :lost:

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Re: Pet Fish
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2010, 08:19:09 AM »
jhoth ni bolda. mum ne manu aap dassia c :lost:
haye oo rabba mar deina es munde ne menu  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: Pet Fish
« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2010, 08:21:28 AM »
haye oo rabba mar deina es munde ne menu  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
majak ni yaar seriously

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« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2010, 08:22:57 AM »
majak ni yaar seriously
menu tere serious te v hasa aa rea aa  :hehe: :hehe:

 

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