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Parking the car when it snows
« on: December 06, 2009, 07:20:06 PM »

One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Minnesota were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer Say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electricity went out.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time..."

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Parking the car when it snows
« on: December 06, 2009, 07:20:06 PM »

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Re: Parking the car when it snows
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2009, 12:14:39 AM »
 One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Minnesota were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer Say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electricity went out.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time..."
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: real blonde

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Re: Parking the car when it snows
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2009, 03:52:30 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: real blonde
teri badi bhen  :happy:

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Re: Parking the car when it snows
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2009, 03:53:15 AM »
teri badi bhen  :happy:
:angr: :angr: :angr: :angr:

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Re: Parking the car when it snows
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2009, 03:56:55 AM »
:angr: :angr: :angr: :angr:
tu v scootri bul jandi apni :laugh:

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Re: Parking the car when it snows
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2009, 03:59:08 AM »
tu v scootri bul jandi apni :laugh:
lai  :pagel: :pagel: kdi kdi ho janda aa :hehe:
pta kiyu enj hunda aa
roj i use to go paidal paidal
te odan ma scootri te ayi c tahi krke bhul gai  :loll: :loll: :hehe:

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Re: Parking the car when it snows
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2009, 04:10:26 AM »
lai  :pagel: :pagel: kdi kdi ho janda aa :hehe:
pta kiyu enj hunda aa
roj i use to go paidal paidal
te odan ma scootri te ayi c tahi krke bhul gai  :loll: :loll: :hehe:
lol sometimes blonde genes in u just get smarter and for a change go bonker





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Re: Parking the car when it snows
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2009, 04:12:07 AM »
lol sometimes blonde genes in u just get smarter and for a change go bonker





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