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Owner And A Man
« on: January 10, 2008, 11:36:17 PM »
A well dressed man was having a dinner in "Kake Da Hotel". After he finished his dinner, he started to wash his hands with table and chair. The owner saw him and got real angry and asked, "Have you had dinner in some nice hotel before?"
Man: "Ya!" "I had dinner once in Ashoka Hotel."
Owner: "There also, you washed your hands with table and chair?"
Man: "Yes, I did."
Owner: "Nobody told you anything!"
Man: "They kicked me and said 'agar ase hi karna hai to kisi Kake Da Hotel mae jake khana khaa'.
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Owner And A Man
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Re: Owner And A Man
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2008, 05:22:48 AM »
Restaurant Manager: ' Why are you looking worried?'
Chef: 'There are lot of ants in soup and other cooked food. I do not know what to do.'
Restaurant Manager: ' Don't worry. I will annownce that today we are having Chinese Food festival!'
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Re: Owner And A Man
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2008, 05:03:00 AM »
Once Morron entered a cybercafe to check his mails.It was crowded so he had to wait.As he waited he saw a man checking his mails.He stood behind him and watched.The man typed his password and was waiting when morron cried out "Yes yes I know your password.I can read your mails now.
"Surprised the man asked "Oh yeah, tell me what is it".
Morron replied " Five stars."
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Re: Owner And A Man
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2008, 06:12:43 AM »
Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife?
Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye! hih hih hih hih
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Re: Owner And A Man
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2008, 03:37:04 AM »
hahahahahahaha keep it up... hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: Owner And A Man
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2008, 04:55:07 AM »
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.



 hih hih hih w39: huh1: hih hih hih


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Re: Owner And A Man
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2008, 05:00:35 AM »
30 years of Work Experience
While taking the interview...
The Employer: 'How long did you work during your last job.'
Sardarji: '30 years.'
The Employer: 'What's your age?
Sardarji: '20 Years.'
The Employer(with surprise): How it is possible that you are 20 and have a experience of 30 years.
Sardarji: 'Overtime.'
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Re: Owner And A Man
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2008, 05:02:08 AM »
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Re: Owner And A Man
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2008, 05:03:20 AM »
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.


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Re: Owner And A Man
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2008, 05:15:03 AM »
18 sadar went to see a movie. A man asked one sadar why are you 18 sardar? sardar:Because the movie is above 18.
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Re: Owner And A Man
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2008, 05:22:12 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih  yaar its so fuunnyyyy

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