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One Kiss Per Meter
« on: January 26, 2010, 07:54:06 PM »
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per meter," replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten meters."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
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One Kiss Per Meter
« on: January 26, 2010, 07:54:06 PM »

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Re: One Kiss Per Meter
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2010, 01:58:45 AM »
ah bani nah gal  :loll: :loll: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: One Kiss Per Meter
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2010, 03:48:31 AM »
Quote from: тєяι мєяι on February 01, 2010, 01:58:45 AM
ah bani nah gal  :loll: :loll: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
manu boht psnd aay eh jk :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: One Kiss Per Meter
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2010, 03:53:12 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on February 01, 2010, 03:48:31 AM
manu boht psnd aay eh jk :laugh: :laugh:
menu v  :pagel:
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Re: One Kiss Per Meter
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2010, 09:19:03 AM »
Quote from: тєяι мєяι on February 01, 2010, 03:53:12 AM
menu v  :pagel:
mtlab sadi pasand iko hagi :hehe:
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Re: One Kiss Per Meter
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2010, 11:50:51 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 26, 2010, 07:54:06 PM
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per meter," replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten meters."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
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Re: One Kiss Per Meter
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2011, 02:01:06 AM »
HA HA HA HA superb!
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Re: One Kiss Per Meter
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2011, 04:51:32 AM »
 :laugh: :loll:
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