A new medical study has finally revealed the truth after all those conflicting studies through the years...

The Japanese eat very little fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat, and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink large amounts of red wine, and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beer, and eat lots of sausages and fatty foods, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink whatever the hell you like...
Speaking English is what kills you!