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мєєт · « **Reply #60 on:** July 08, 2011, 01:17:21 PM »

A father called his 6 children together and asked, “Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did
everything mommy asked?”

In one voice they all replied, “You, Daddy!” :D:

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **Reply #60 on:** July 08, 2011, 01:17:21 PM »

anonymous · « **Reply #61 on:** July 08, 2011, 01:20:45 PM »

Quote from: нαηנυαη ∂ι ¢ннαвєєℓ on July 08, 2011, 01:17:21 PM

A father called his 6 children together and asked, “Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did
everything mommy asked?”

In one voice they all replied, “You, Daddy!” :D:

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мєєт · « **Reply #62 on:** July 08, 2011, 01:26:36 PM »

Hubby : Darling years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.

Wife : Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it is 1.5ltr.

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anonymous · « **Reply #63 on:** July 08, 2011, 01:31:11 PM »

Quote from: нαηנυαη ∂ι ¢ннαвєєℓ on July 08, 2011, 01:26:36 PM

Hubby : Darling years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.

Wife : Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it is 1.5ltr. : :

:D: :D: :D:

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†→ ™sIииєя™←† · « **Reply #64 on:** July 09, 2011, 11:44:30 AM »

Dumb Blonde

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.

She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!"

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price."

"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket."

"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"

"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska."

anonymous · « **Reply #65 on:** July 09, 2011, 11:49:35 AM »

Quote from: †→ ™sIииєя™←† on July 09, 2011, 11:44:30 AM

Dumb Blonde

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.

She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!"

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price."

"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket."

"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"

"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska."

Punjabi wich das sakde ho bai ji ki matlab ehda :lost:

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #66 on:** July 12, 2011, 06:43:21 AM »

Quote from: †→ ™sIииєя™←† on July 09, 2011, 11:44:30 AM

Dumb Blonde

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.

She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!"

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price."

"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket."

"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"

"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska."

:D: :D: :D: :D: Omg.

ਪੰਜਾਬ ਸਿੰਘ · « **Reply #67 on:** July 12, 2011, 06:45:41 AM »

:

: eh ki wa hun

мєєт · « **Reply #68 on:** July 12, 2011, 11:35:17 AM »

What did the blonde say when she found she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?" :D:

мєєт · « **Reply #69 on:** July 12, 2011, 11:38:02 AM »

How did the Blonde die drinking milk?
The cow fell on her! :D:

anonymous · « **Reply #70 on:** July 12, 2011, 11:50:48 AM »

Quote from: ਪੰਜਾਬ ਸਿੰਘ on July 12, 2011, 06:45:41 AM

: : : : eh ki wa hun

hydro spammer di kahani :D:

мєєт · « **Reply #71 on:** July 19, 2011, 01:09:32 PM »

Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention to marry?
Answer: The urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention to drive. :D:

мєєт · « **Reply #72 on:** July 19, 2011, 01:13:09 PM »

Definition of Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.

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Ms. Gill · « **Reply #73 on:** July 19, 2011, 01:16:08 PM »

gapp ee oye... daddy kithe pehle boll mande...jadon tak mammi ladde naa :D: :D:

Quote from: нαηנυαη ∂ι ¢ннαвєєℓ on July 08, 2011, 01:17:21 PM

A father called his 6 children together and asked, “Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did
everything mommy asked?”

In one voice they all replied, “You, Daddy!” :D:

мєєт · « **Reply #74 on:** July 19, 2011, 01:44:10 PM »

When asked for a donation to the local orphanage, a man sent two orphans.

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anonymous · « **Reply #75 on:** July 19, 2011, 01:59:54 PM »

Quote from: Ms. Gill on July 19, 2011, 01:16:08 PM

gapp ee oye... daddy kithe pehle boll mande...jadon tak mammi ladde naa :D: :D:

Tainu idda da jyda pta :D: :D:

мєєт · « **Reply #76 on:** July 21, 2011, 01:42:33 PM »

Definition of Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. :smile:

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мєєт · « **Reply #77 on:** July 21, 2011, 01:46:44 PM »

"Help! help!" — shouted a man in the sea. "I can't swim"!

"So what?" — shouted back a drunk man from the shore. "I can't play the piano, but I'm not shouting about it"! :D:

Gujjar NO1 · « **Reply #78 on:** July 21, 2011, 01:50:16 PM »

very nice :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

anonymous · « **Reply #79 on:** July 21, 2011, 01:56:55 PM »

Quote from: нαηנυαη ∂ι ¢ннαвєєℓ on July 21, 2011, 01:46:44 PM

"Help! help!" — shouted a man in the sea. "I can't swim"!

"So what?" — shouted back a drunk man from the shore. "I can't play the piano, but I'm not shouting about it"! :D:

:D: :D: :D: aukha :D: !!

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