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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #40 on: July 01, 2011, 12:24:19 PM »
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #40 on: July 01, 2011, 12:24:19 PM »

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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #41 on: July 01, 2011, 12:54:36 PM »
Quote from: → ™ŚČÁℛŦÁČΞ™← on July 01, 2011, 12:24:19 PM
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

wow that wasn't even funny!
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #42 on: July 02, 2011, 06:21:26 AM »
Quote from: нαηנυαη ∂ι ¢ннαвєєℓ on June 30, 2011, 11:32:54 AM
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. :D:
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Quote from: → ™ŚČÁℛŦÁČΞ™← on July 01, 2011, 12:24:19 PM
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
:D:
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #43 on: July 04, 2011, 12:50:28 PM »
 :loll:
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #44 on: July 04, 2011, 12:59:01 PM »
:lol:
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #45 on: July 04, 2011, 01:00:52 PM »
Quote from: ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ on July 04, 2011, 12:59:01 PM
:lol:

254 posts aj tu edha jhandiya lala ke hi kitiyan aa :D:
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #46 on: July 04, 2011, 01:02:14 PM »
Quote from: ~ ਨੇਕ ਸਿੰਘ ~ on July 04, 2011, 01:00:52 PM
254 posts aj tu edha jhandiya lala ke hi kitiyan aa :D:

acha ji :thinking: tu we karke dekh lawo :D: :D: je hundia aa ta
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #47 on: July 04, 2011, 01:03:29 PM »
Quote from: ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ on July 04, 2011, 01:02:14 PM
acha ji :thinking: tu we karke dekh lawo :D: :D: je hundia aa ta

hahahahaa edha karan da fayda ki aa
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #48 on: July 04, 2011, 01:06:16 PM »
Quote from: ~ ਨੇਕ ਸਿੰਘ ~ on July 04, 2011, 01:03:29 PM
hahahahaa edha karan da fayda ki aa


te tuhade ki bill auanda ?? :hehe:  ahh jihna ne ik ik lakh kitia ne ohna ne ohh kiwe kitia ne :mean: daso dewo mainu :hehe:
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #49 on: July 04, 2011, 01:07:51 PM »
Quote from: ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ on July 04, 2011, 01:06:16 PM

te tuhade ki bill auanda ?? :hehe:  ahh jihna ne ik ik lakh kitia ne ohna ne ohh kiwe kitia ne :mean: daso dewo mainu :hehe:

kise ne ik lakh vi kiti aa :D:
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #50 on: July 04, 2011, 01:29:15 PM »
Quote from: ~ ਨੇਕ ਸਿੰਘ ~ on July 04, 2011, 01:07:51 PM
kise ne ik lakh vi kiti aa :D:


tu ohna nu kato nahi pushda :D: ki kiwe kitia ne tusi ik lakh :D: posta p-j te :D:
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #51 on: July 04, 2011, 04:20:43 PM »
Why is lemon juice made with
artificial flavor, and dish washing
liquid made with real lemons?  :loll:
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #52 on: July 04, 2011, 04:26:40 PM »
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"

His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."

The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black..." :D:
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #53 on: July 05, 2011, 06:44:55 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #54 on: July 05, 2011, 06:56:37 AM »
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #55 on: July 06, 2011, 11:20:54 AM »
Quote from: ♕ on July 01, 2011, 12:54:36 PM
wow that wasn't even funny!
oh that's then commet that caused all the commotion? it wasn't even funny even with my insensitive goggles on tho
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #56 on: July 06, 2011, 11:21:30 AM »
Quote from: †→ ™sIииєя™←† on July 06, 2011, 11:20:54 AM
oh that's then commet that caused all the commotion? it wasn't even funny even with my insensitive goggles on tho


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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #57 on: July 06, 2011, 11:49:58 AM »
If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… just couple of nations not talking with each other X_X
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #58 on: July 06, 2011, 11:52:59 AM »
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If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… just couple of nations not talking with each other X_X

punjabi wich ki likhde kuj :hehe:
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #59 on: July 07, 2011, 12:20:21 PM »
Hey! Mario!!! remember me? i wasted my childhood saving your girlfriend!?!............ :mean:
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