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Never Lie .......
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:39:38 AM »
Man on phone: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good

opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my

Fishing rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please

pack my new blue silk pyjamas!”

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but looking good…

The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught many fish?

He said “Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn’t u pack my blue silk pyjamas?”

You’ll love the answer..!!

She says, “I did…..They’re in your fishing box”

…. Game over !  :laugh:

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Never Lie .......
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:39:38 AM »

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Re: Never Lie .......
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2016, 05:07:48 AM »
poor guy :D: But moi still finkin wut  em silk  pyjamas had anythin to do with  cheatin :thinking:

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Re: Never Lie .......
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2016, 05:29:19 AM »
keep thinking May be u'll get ur answer    :A:

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Re: Never Lie .......
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2016, 06:02:03 AM »
He was a amateur nat a PRO  :D: . he supposed to  come wid a quick  ALIBI  like ohh .. moi boss got us some new  HOOKS   :D: .. ye see cheatin is  nawt fer everyone .. cz BEWAFAAI  BE WAFA se ki jatti hai

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Re: Never Lie .......
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2016, 03:40:04 PM »
He was a amateur nat a PRO  :D: . he supposed to  come wid a quick  ALIBI  like ohh .. moi boss got us some new  HOOKS   :D: .. ye see cheatin is  nawt fer everyone .. cz BEWAFAAI  BE WAFA se ki jatti hai

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Re: Never Lie .......
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2016, 05:55:42 PM »
Moi av a interstin question fer MISS RUBBZ ... ahh  bibi ji ne quote  kita { ..The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said. }

well  imma nawt  a married person nor a marriage matrial lol ... but i'm bit disagree wid ur story (RESPECTFULLY)  tuc likhiya wa ke as good wife she did extactly as her husband said ..... moi nawt sure  how things work btwn hubby n wife in india ...but  in USA  we dunn live in stone age ,  a American wife wd av asked her hubby  ...."WUTCHA NEED EM SILK PYJAMAS FOR ?? moi fink as a hubby -wife  one  shd correct  other if he/she thinks smthin FISHY  instead of watchin like a spectator  n thn its too late.

In one  hand u  wrote  STORY BOUD  DRINK N DRIVE  whr smone shd av STOPPED dat   drunk driver from driving  his car rt ....but in dis story off urs  u r advocatin or makin smone  PARTNER IN CRIME @ wife , cz she did find SILK PYJAMAS   bit fishy. .. instead of stoppin  her husband from commitin a  SIN ( DWI) she juss went along  wid it , its like she was handing him keys to dat car (relationship) when she had good idea hez drunk(.. adultry)
. HEY Ruubz  itz juss moi opinion.
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Re: Never Lie .......
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2016, 11:20:43 PM »
Lol so true

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Re: Never Lie .......
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2016, 12:53:31 AM »
Moi av a interstin question fer MISS RUBBZ ... ahh  bibi ji ne quote  kita { ..The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said. }

well  imma nawt  a married person nor a marriage matrial lol ... but i'm bit disagree wid ur story (RESPECTFULLY)  tuc likhiya wa ke as good wife she did extactly as her husband said ..... moi nawt sure  how things work btwn hubby n wife in india ...but  in USA  we dunn live in stone age ,  a American wife wd av asked her hubby  ...."WUTCHA NEED EM SILK PYJAMAS FOR ?? moi fink as a hubby -wife  one  shd correct  other if he/she thinks smthin FISHY  instead of watchin like a spectator  n thn its too late.

In one  hand u  wrote  STORY BOUD  DRINK N DRIVE  whr smone shd av STOPPED dat   drunk driver from driving  his car rt ....but in dis story off urs  u r advocatin or makin smone  PARTNER IN CRIME @ wife , cz she did find SILK PYJAMAS   bit fishy. .. instead of stoppin  her husband from commitin a  SIN ( DWI) she juss went along  wid it , its like she was handing him keys to dat car (relationship) when she had good idea hez drunk(.. adultry)
. HEY Ruubz  itz juss moi opinion.

lol i agree with u Mr. KK.... just chill ji  !!! dil te na lao.... first one was a poem n other one was a joke ...it was not at all my opinion or thinking abt drinking n driving OR abt cheating anyone ......but jo vi tuhaada point si o sahi si.... padh ke changa laggeya ke sahi ghalat di changi pehchaan e tuhaanu   :clever:

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Re: Never Lie .......
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2016, 06:37:00 PM »
lol i agree with u Mr. KK.... just chill ji  !!! dil te na lao.... first one was a poem n other one was a joke ...it was not at all my opinion or thinking abt drinking n driving OR abt cheating anyone ......but jo vi tuhaada point si o sahi si.... padh ke changa laggeya ke sahi ghalat di changi pehchaan e tuhaanu   :clever:
BUS Ji hun moi ki kaha kadi maan jiha noi kita  :beer: oh na madam ji moi  sida sida bolda huna wa .. je koi gal moi de dil vich aa javve  oh ta moi bool ke hatda wa 100% regardless of consequences  :pagel:

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Re: Never Lie .......
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2016, 10:46:07 PM »
BUS Ji hun moi ki kaha kadi maan jiha noi kita  :beer: oh na madam ji moi  sida sida bolda huna wa .. je koi gal moi de dil vich aa javve  oh ta moi bool ke hatda wa 100% regardless of consequences  :pagel:


aeddan karde o tusi  taan karan ch koi buraayi nahi ....kyunki aeston pata laggda e ke tusi dil de saaf o ...jo dil ch hai ohi zubaan te ......baaki tuhaadi ae maan wali gall te mainu mere ekk relative di yaad aa jaandi e kyunki o vi har gall baad aehi kehnde nein ...ghamand te mere ch aenna vi nahi... te ohna da isharaa apne nakhun di tip te hunda e  :roll:

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Re: Never Lie .......
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2016, 07:20:28 PM »
  :D: now wutz dis ...... " te ohna da isharaa apne nakhun di tip te hunda e "???? miss Dabang  moi juss kno basic punju. :thinking:

 

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