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Lawyer's Brain
« on: November 22, 2009, 01:39:03 AM »
A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher:
How much for engineer brain?
Three dollars for one hundred grams.
How much for doctor brain?
Four dollars for one hundred grams.
How much for lawyer brain?
One hundred dollars for fifty grams.
Why is lawyer brain so much more?
Do you know how many lawyes you need to kill to get once ounce of brain?

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Lawyer's Brain
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Re: Lawyer's Brain
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2010, 03:28:42 PM »


poor lawyers  :laugh:
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Re: Lawyer's Brain
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2010, 06:47:31 PM »
hahahahha nycc
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Re: Lawyer's Brain
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2010, 06:58:37 PM »
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Re: Lawyer's Brain
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2010, 07:45:11 PM »
 :huhh: :huhh:
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Re: Lawyer's Brain
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2010, 08:39:14 PM »
hahahhahaha
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Re: Lawyer's Brain
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2010, 08:45:46 PM »
My friend revised it for me!!!! not nice

REVISED EDITION
A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher:

How much for engineer brain?
Three dollars for one hundred grams.

How much for doctor brain?
Four dollars for one hundred grams.

How much for Rahul brain?
One million dollars for one gram.

Why is Rahul brain so much more?
Do you know how hard it is to find one ounce of Rahul brain?

bahahahahahahahah

Peter van de Paverd
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Re: Lawyer's Brain
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2010, 08:46:50 PM »
ahhahaaaha n rahul da brain vich jst cars cars n cars aa :laugh: :laugh:
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