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Fun Shun Junction => Jokes Majaak => Topic started by: ~PunjabiKudi~ on September 30, 2007, 01:37:47 PM

Title: Ki Haal Sunava Apni Class Da
Post by: ~PunjabiKudi~ on September 30, 2007, 01:37:47 PM

Ki haal sunava apni class da utthe kehda padhai hundi c,
Hatthan ch hunde si mobile, te MP3 chalyai hundi c,
Har lecture vich susti paayi hundi c,
Canteen vich vi whele ni c rehnde,
otthe chaa di rail banai hundi c,
Shaliya baithya hundiya c akhirle bench te,
akh pehle bench walye te takai hundi si...

Title: Ki Haal Sunava Apni Class Da
Post by: LOVE19 on September 30, 2007, 03:12:46 PM

hahahahahhahahahah

Title: Re: Ki Haal Sunava Apni Class Da
Post by: ~PunjabiKudi~ on January 27, 2008, 06:40:11 AM

teri dosti ne bohat kuch sikha dia
meri soi hoi kismat ko jise jaga dia
karaz dar hon main oss khuda ka jise ne
muje tuj jesa dost mila dia..

Title: Re: Ki Haal Sunava Apni Class Da
Post by: Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 on January 27, 2008, 06:44:38 AM

bhot badya likhya ji good job lolz keep it up

Title: Re: Ki Haal Sunava Apni Class Da
Post by: ~PunjabiKudi~ on January 27, 2008, 06:45:15 AM

accha ji thanku.. :;) :;)

Title: Re: Ki Haal Sunava Apni Class Da
Post by: Punjaban.Jatti on January 28, 2008, 05:32:19 AM

Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+

Title: Re: Ki Haal Sunava Apni Class Da
Post by: Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 on January 28, 2008, 05:41:25 AM

 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih its funni luck keep it up  hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih

Title: Re: Ki Haal Sunava Apni Class Da
Post by: Punjaban.Jatti on January 28, 2008, 05:44:22 AM

thanx crazy sis.. if u dont mind ..may i know ur name plz.. bcz i dont like this name "crazychick" plz never mind if i wrote wrong thing..sorry plz..

thanx

Title: Re: Ki Haal Sunava Apni Class Da
Post by: Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 on January 28, 2008, 05:47:09 AM

 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hihhih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hihih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih

na its all gud ma name is mani nd thts wht everyone call me so whts ur name

Title: Re: Ki Haal Sunava Apni Class Da
Post by: Punjaban.Jatti on January 28, 2008, 06:05:13 AM

ma name is deep.. :;) :ph34r: :;)

Title: Re: Ki Haal Sunava Apni Class Da
Post by: miiszjattii on January 28, 2008, 09:07:31 PM

 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih

BOHT VADIYA JOKE SI, LOL

 (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/9367/evilgrin0030zk5.gif)   (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/19/happy0064pj9.gif)    (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/8855/happy0065kw6.gif)

Title: Re: Ki Haal Sunava Apni Class Da
Post by: Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 on January 28, 2008, 11:44:08 PM

kada joke lolz

Title: Re: Ki Haal Sunava Apni Class Da
Post by: Punjaban.Jatti on January 29, 2008, 04:43:01 AM

Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk:
"Can I take this train to Ludhiana?".
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh.

Title: Re: Ki Haal Sunava Apni Class Da
Post by: miiszjattii on February 01, 2008, 10:07:03 PM

Quote from: CrAzYcHiCk on January 28, 2008, 11:44:08 PM

kada joke lolz

this one   :;) :;)


Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+

Title: Re: Ki Haal Sunava Apni Class Da
Post by: Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 on February 01, 2008, 10:14:00 PM

 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih its funny know i can laugh to  hih hih hih phala i was lost  hih hih hih

Title: Re: Ki Haal Sunava Apni Class Da
Post by: Pangeybaz Ashu on February 02, 2008, 06:15:29 AM

aik shier sunaon? gaur se suno....!!
mujhe nahi aata....
...kisi aur se suno

Title: Re: Ki Haal Sunava Apni Class Da
Post by: Punjaban.Jatti on February 04, 2008, 05:48:09 AM

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon.
 hih n1n hih n1n hih hih hih hih

Title: Re: Ki Haal Sunava Apni Class Da
Post by: Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 on February 06, 2008, 01:58:30 AM

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!


Doctor’s promise

"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor. He was treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."

"Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."
 

Title: Re: Ki Haal Sunava Apni Class Da
Post by: Punjaban.Jatti on February 06, 2008, 10:53:00 PM

MAMU
Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.
MUNNA BHAI
Tamil kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
MAMU
Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.

Title: Re: Ki Haal Sunava Apni Class Da
Post by: Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8 on May 02, 2008, 11:54:05 AM

nic deepu hor suna kidda