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Hisaab kitaab GF & BF da
« on: June 05, 2008, 09:41:22 AM »
vich canteena de saada kharcha oh karvandi rahi,

pizza,burger ,pastry te ki-ki hor mangandi rahi...
chukk vich aake gairan di hun passa vat ke langdi ae,
ik waar pi leya c thanda hun 11 rupaye mangdi ae...
main keha ohnu k 15 da tenu juice pilaya, 5 rupee da samose,
6 rupee da nimbu lemon, te 30 rupaye de dosse..
3 rupaye chah de vi ehna ch jod lavi,
APNE 11 KATT KE TU ,
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Hisaab kitaab GF & BF da
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Re: Hisaab kitaab GF & BF da
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2008, 11:39:46 AM »
hahahahhaah mar giya hass hass gud one yaar.

Keep it up
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Re: Hisaab kitaab GF & BF da
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2008, 12:17:15 PM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: Hisaab kitaab GF & BF da
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2008, 01:50:47 PM »
ahahhahahahahahahahahahha mar gaye hass hass ahahahhahahh lak sis really gud one keep it up
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Re: Hisaab kitaab GF & BF da
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2008, 10:13:09 AM »
Thanku Manku to all
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Re: Hisaab kitaab GF & BF da
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2008, 10:14:43 AM »
Doli waali car nu vekh ke heer ne cheeka mariyaan ne....

gorr kareyo

Doli waali car nu vekh ke heer ne cheeka mariyaan ne....
oh kehndi ....main car vich ni jana....
car vich pehla hi 6 sawaariyaan ne..

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Re: Hisaab kitaab GF & BF da
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2008, 10:16:00 AM »
Na koi rokiyo Na koi tokiyo kise hataye nai hatna..
tidd naal bomb ban k teri viah wali maruti mure fatna!!
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Re: Hisaab kitaab GF & BF da
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2008, 10:18:07 AM »
Tere hathon mitran ne hona e katal,
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asi wekhna khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke
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Re: Hisaab kitaab GF & BF da
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2008, 10:19:41 AM »
Baari barsi khatan geya si,
Khat ke leyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" le geya Bhoot Blink:) Blink:)
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Re: Hisaab kitaab GF & BF da
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2008, 01:04:54 PM »
hih hih hih hih hih hih sisuu niceeeeeeeeeeeee hahaha last one is niceee cool  hih hih hih hih bhoot hi mile c pappi lainnu hahahhhaa
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« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2008, 07:44:22 PM »
AHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LAST ONE WAS GUD HAAHHAHAHAHAAH BHOT FUNNY C HAHAHAHHAHAHA
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Re: Hisaab kitaab GF & BF da
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2008, 07:09:28 AM »
Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ke kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya
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Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera
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Re: Hisaab kitaab GF & BF da
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2008, 09:40:00 AM »
ahahhahahaahhahahaha nic sis
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Re: Hisaab kitaab GF & BF da
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2008, 09:42:39 AM »
Thanku Manku siso hug:)
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« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2008, 09:43:38 AM »
tuhada welcom sis ji hug:) hug:)
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Re: Hisaab kitaab GF & BF da
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2008, 12:48:48 AM »
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Re: Hisaab kitaab GF & BF da
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2008, 12:53:46 AM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SIS JI NIC A LOLZZ
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Re: Hisaab kitaab GF & BF da
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2008, 12:57:39 AM »
A little girl asked her father, 'How did the human race appear?'
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was all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.
The mother answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the
human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her father and said, 'Dad how is it
possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said
they developed from monkeys?'

The father answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my
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Re: Hisaab kitaab GF & BF da
« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2008, 12:59:49 AM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH SIS JI MAR GAYE HAS HAS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Hisaab kitaab GF & BF da
« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2008, 01:03:08 AM »
SANTA JUICE VALE NU : jaldi juice de larrai hon wali hai.... 1 GLASS PEEN DE BAAD:- jaldi 1 hor de..larrai hon vali hai.... JUICE VALA:-par larrai kado honi aa??? SANTA:- JADO TU PAISE MANGENGA..
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