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HARD TO HANDL JOKES AND FUN SHEYARS
« on: January 08, 2010, 09:42:42 AM »
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LAO G NO SERIOUS STUFF SIRF HASSA :happy:
AJEHE CHUTKULE POST KARNE BAI PADAN WALE NU AAWDA DHID FADNA PAI JAWE!!

Ye keh kar wo dono mujhay Akaila chourh gaye,"HONEY"......
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Paidal aajaa oe!
Asi chlaan ni katauna!!
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ek pathaan or Honey science ka taejuba kar rahe thay
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nichay kia talash kar rahe ho joke to upar hi khatam ho gaya hai....



Sorry for editing :happy: we dont allow sardar word in jokes, or jokes on sardars :happy:
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HARD TO HANDL JOKES AND FUN SHEYARS
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Re: HARD TO HANDL JOKES AND FUN SHEYARS
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2010, 09:46:09 AM »
TeAchEr: "ALi K PaPa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future TenSe Banao



StUdenT (ALi): WoH Kal Bhi JaenGe KiSi K BaaP Mein Himmat Hai ToU RUk Le

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Re: HARD TO HANDL JOKES AND FUN SHEYARS
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2010, 11:47:59 AM »
Shaadi se phele
Boy: atlast woh din agaya
Girl: tum mujhe chor to nahi dogay?
boy: no way esa sochna bhi mat
girl: do u love me?
Boy: yes
Girl: tumhari zindagi main koi or to nai?
Boy: no not at all
Girl: do u love me
boy:yes dear
girl: oh dear!

Shaadi k baad
Ab zara utla SMS parho



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Student:
zinda rehnay k liye teri kasam..
Aik mulakaat zaroori ha sanam!!


Teacher: Kal school se chhuti kyu ke?

Banti: Ghar mei mehman ay hue thai.

Teacher: O I C

Bantii: Apko kese pta chala k O I C? :love: :love:




Tawaju farmaien..
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Tawajo farmanay ka shukriya


Ab apna kaam karain...
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Re: HARD TO HANDL JOKES AND FUN SHEYARS
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2010, 12:43:11 PM »
har nazar mai ek kashish hoti hai
har dil mai ek chahat hoti hai
mumkin nahi har ek ke liye TAJMAHAL bananan
kyonki har dil mai chaar - paanch mumtaz hoti hai  :love: :love:


Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahi ho,
Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahi ho,
Na jane kyon aisa lagta hai jaise
saamne khadi ho aur POONCHH HILAA rahi ho...!!! :laugh: :laugh:


Ek kamjor nazar wale kavi ne, apni premika ko kuch batlaya
Kuch batlaya apni kavita ka matter…
Sujhaya, dekho priye yeh tamatar kitna chikna hai
Mujhe kavita   issi par likhna hai
Chid-kar premika ne phatkara
Premi ko dhutkara
Janab kavi tere bhi ajeeb haal hai
Jis par haath pher rahe ho woh tamatar nahi meri gaal hai


Raaste the anjaan phir bhi hum talaash mein unki nikal pade
Unki aankhon ki kashish mein hum kheenche chal pade
Maloom chala wo kaun si thi dagar jispe hum the nike
Jab usse patane ke chakkar mein humein joote chappal pade


Ishq me tere ye anjaam paya hai,
haat pair tute muh se khoon aaya hai,
aur jab hospital pahuche to nurso ne farmaya hai,
BAHARO FOOL BARSAO KISI KA MAHBOOB AAYA HAI……….



 

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