Author Topic: Numberdar-- joke thread (Read 46998 times)

♥ ѕαя∂αяηι ♥ · « **Reply #180 on:** March 01, 2016, 06:35:30 AM »

pti: Ye tumne kesa khana banaia hai bilkul GOBAR jaisa :mad:

ptni: hai oye merea Rabba ess kanjar ne ta har ikk cheej hi khaadi hoi aa
:D: :D: :D: :D:

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **Reply #180 on:** March 01, 2016, 06:35:30 AM »

JayP · « **Reply #181 on:** April 16, 2016, 03:49:44 PM »

Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur
bola ghar jaane ki kya fees hai..??
Doctor:"300 rupees.
Engineer:"Chale Dr Sahab.. ??
Dr ne bike nikali
engineer aur Dr Ghar pahuch gaye
Dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ??
Engineer:"Mareez koi nahi hai pagal,
taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu
300 mai le aaya...:p :O :D :D
Engineer Rocked

...
Innocent Joke
A Child Said To A Pregnant Lady
Ye Pet Mein Kya Hai?
Lady: Isme Mera Pyara Sa,
Chota Sa Baby Hai
Child- Itna Pyara Tha
To Kha Kyu Gayi Moti..;)
:D: :D:

...
Angraiz Hindi Me Darwaza Kholne Ko Kese Kahega?
Nahi Pata?
Ok,Mai Batata Hu
"THERE WAS A COLD DAY"
Isko Tez Tez Padho Khud Smajh Jaoge.

...
:D: :D:

Gabbar: yE Hath Muje Dede Thakur.
Thakur: Le Le Mere Bhi Le Le. Jay Aur Viru
Ke Le Le, Sare Gaon WaLo Ke Le Le Aur
Octopus Ban Ja SaaLe..;(

:laugh: :D:

Gujjar NO1 · « **Reply #182 on:** April 18, 2016, 02:03:42 PM »

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:laugh:

PB 08 TO · « **Reply #183 on:** July 31, 2016, 04:39:37 AM »

😀ਇੱਕ ਵਾਰ ਜੰਗਲ ਵਿੱਚ ਇੱਕ ਸ਼ੇਰ ਡੂੰਘੇ
ਟੋਏ ਵਿੱਚ ਡਿੱਗ ਪਿਆ . .
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ਸਾਹਮਣੇ ਇੱਕ ਬਾਂਦਰ ਟਾਹਣੀ ਤੇ
ਬੈਠਾ ਸੀ . .
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ਉਹ ਬੋਲਿਆ . . .??
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ਕਿਉਂ ਵੀ ਸ਼ੇਰਾ ਤੂੰ ਤਾਂ ਜੰਗਲ ਦਾ ਰਾਜਾ
ਬਣਿਆ ਫਿਰਦਾ ..
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ਅੱਜ ਆਇਆ ਲੋਟ ਐ, ਹੁਣ
ਤੈਨੂੰ ਲੱਗੂ ਪਤਾ .. . .
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ਸ਼ਿਕਾਰੀ ਤੇਰੀ ਖੱਲ ਲਾਹ ਲੈਣਗੇ,
ਤੇਰੇ ਦੰਦ ਤੇ ਨੰਹੁ ਵੀ ਵੇਚ ਦੇਣਗੇ . .
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ਡਿਸਕਵਰੀ ਵਾਲੇ ਤੇਰੀ ਵੀਡੀਉ ਦਿਖਾਉਣਗੇ,
ਅੱਜ ਸਾਲਿਆ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਲੱਗੂ
ਪਤਾ . . .
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ਅਚਾਨਕ ਜਿਹੜੀ ਟਾਹਣੀ ਤੇ ਬਾਂਦਰ
ਬੈਠਾ ਸੀ ਉਹ ਟੁੱਟ ਗੀ ਤੇ
ਬਾਂਦਰ ਸ਼ੇਰ ਦੇ ਬਿਲਕੁਲ ਸਾਹਮਣੇ ਆ ਡਿੱਗਾ . .
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ਤੇ ਬੋਲਿਆ, . .?
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ਵੱਡੇ ਭਾਈ ਸਹੁੰ ਲੱਗੇ ਮਾਂ-ਪਿਉ ਦੀ ..
ਆਪਾਂ ਮਾਫੀ ਮੰਗਣ ਵਾਸਤੇ
ਛਾਲ ਮਾਰੀ ਆ . .
:D: :D:

Gujjar NO1 · « **Reply #184 on:** July 31, 2016, 12:21:17 PM »

Ek waari Ek Baba
Ek waari Ek Baba Bus wich Ek Kuri nu jappi pa lenda ay..

Kuri kehendi ay:
What r U doing..?

Baba kehnda ay:
"Qismat de naal milda kamliye pyaar Buzurga da :D:

PB 08 TO · « **Reply #185 on:** July 31, 2016, 09:45:07 PM »

Gujar apni story dasi jana tu :laugh: :laugh:

Jageera · « **Reply #186 on:** August 01, 2016, 03:16:20 AM »

Koi chaj da joke v sutt do banda par k has leye changi tra

Gujjar NO1 · « **Reply #187 on:** August 01, 2016, 11:38:54 AM »

Quote from: ਪੱਕਾ ਢੀਠ on July 31, 2016, 09:45:07 PM

Gujar apni story dasi jana tu :laugh: :laugh:

suna de fir sunny nu koi hassne wala joke :laugh:

PB 08 TO · « **Reply #188 on:** August 01, 2016, 10:51:00 PM »

Girl mobile recharge
krwane gai..

Dukandar ---> kitne ka ?

Girl ---► 10 ka kr do..

Dukandar ---> 6 Rs. ka
talktime milega ?

Girl ---► koi gal nhi ,4 ka
namkin de do_ :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

Gujjar NO1 · « **Reply #189 on:** August 02, 2016, 07:00:46 PM »

lolzzzzzzzzz very nice :D:

PB 08 TO · « **Reply #190 on:** August 05, 2016, 10:27:11 PM »

1 tota or uska maalik jahaaz mein safar kr rhe the,
airhosts gujri to tote ne seeti bza di, airhosts ne muskra ke piche dekha to uske maalik ne bi seeti bza di, airhosts ne complaint kr di, elaan hua k dono ko jahaaz se niche phenk do,,,

darwaaze par tota malik se bola; udna aunda a?

Malik; nahi,,,,

tota; fer aapni maaaaa nu chedeyaa kyu c... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

Kamz~K · « **Reply #191 on:** August 06, 2016, 08:08:12 AM »

Ek husband di wife apne pakke chali jandi aa russ k
& husband roj ohde ghar phone karda aa..

ek din ohne phone kita & kudi di mom ne kiha-
Tu roj roj kyu phone karda aa....tainu main roj kehni aa ..ohne tere ghar wapis nhi auna

te aggo husband kehda aa--Bas ahi sun laye roj phone karda aa , Sunke bahut vadia lagda aa :hehe:

garaarι ѕιngн · « **Reply #192 on:** August 06, 2016, 08:10:31 AM »

Quote from: Taur~Kaur on August 06, 2016, 08:08:12 AM

Ek husband di wife apne pakke chali jandi aa russ k
& husband roj ohde ghar phone karda aa..

ek din ohne phone kita & kudi di mom ne kiha-
Tu roj roj kyu phone karda aa....tainu main roj kehni aa ..ohne tere ghar wapis nhi auna

te aggo husband kehda aa--Bas ahi sun laye roj phone karda aa , Sunke bahut vadia lagda aa :hehe:

Baad wich eho j bande gore chak wale de ganne sunn de hunde aa repeat te la k :pagel:
Do din ni russ k boli tu ah ki haal bana leya ve :seeti:

Kamz~K · « **Reply #193 on:** August 06, 2016, 08:12:56 AM »

Quote from: garaarι ѕιngн on August 06, 2016, 08:10:31 AM

Baad wich eho j bande gore chak wale de ganne sunn de hunde aa repeat te la k :pagel:
Do din ni russ k boli tu ah ki haal bana leya ve :seeti:

kuch samaj nhi lagi ..ki kiha ? :hehe:

garaarι ѕιngн · « **Reply #194 on:** August 06, 2016, 08:16:23 AM »

Quote from: Taur~Kaur on August 06, 2016, 08:12:56 AM

kuch samaj nhi lagi ..ki kiha ? :hehe:

Chal rehan deo ji
Eh doongiya gallan ne :pagel:

D€V!L™ · « **Reply #195 on:** August 07, 2016, 02:12:39 AM »

U r a joke :comeon: aahhhaah oh GOD :boyslap:

Gujjar NO1 · « **Reply #196 on:** August 07, 2016, 03:53:20 PM »

Quote from: Taur~Kaur on August 06, 2016, 08:08:12 AM

Ek husband di wife apne pakke chali jandi aa russ k
& husband roj ohde ghar phone karda aa..

ek din ohne phone kita & kudi di mom ne kiha-
Tu roj roj kyu phone karda aa....tainu main roj kehni aa ..ohne tere ghar wapis nhi auna

te aggo husband kehda aa--Bas ahi sun laye roj phone karda aa , Sunke bahut vadia lagda aa :hehe:

kamal ne kamal karti :laugh:

PB 08 TO · « **Reply #197 on:** August 11, 2016, 11:53:00 AM »

Balle mombitye

Gujjar NO1 · « **Reply #198 on:** August 11, 2016, 11:58:57 AM »

hasso ji hun saare

numberdar is back :D:

PB 08 TO · « **Reply #199 on:** August 11, 2016, 09:51:11 PM »

Sahi gl I m back :blah:

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