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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2012, 03:37:22 PM »
LMAO. :D:

Sochan wali gaaal ta waise eh aa, ke ohnu apna bapu ohdi salwar de vicho milan toh reha. Phir ohnu kisse di maa di talashi len di ki lodh aa. :P

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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
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« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2012, 04:00:28 PM »
LMAO. :D:

Sochan wali gaaal ta waise eh aa, ke ohnu apna bapu ohdi salwar de vicho milan toh reha. Phir ohnu kisse di maa di talashi len di ki lodh aa. :P


Oh shano.. and his gestures :laugh:

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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2012, 04:19:35 PM »
Lol, gestures.
Bapu's these days need to be leashed. Pata nahi kithe kithe luk de aa.

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« Reply #23 on: March 03, 2012, 04:36:16 PM »
Lol, gestures.
Bapu's these days need to be leashed. Pata nahi kithe kithe luk de aa.


I don't know what to say, I am from the same sex - freaking weaker sex. :hehe:

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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2012, 04:45:41 PM »
Lol, my mom always thinks my dad has a girlfriend. So when he doesn't answer the phone, she goes, "girlfriend naal busy hona kithe." & they met this Russian supermodel & she invited them to dinner & my mom goes "tenu dekhan de bahane menu bhi bula leya" & my dads response is "menu kyun dekhna ohne main ta pehla wangu ena sohna bhi nahi reha."

It's hilarious to see them fight at times.

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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #25 on: March 03, 2012, 04:56:21 PM »
Lol, my mom always thinks my dad has a girlfriend. So when he doesn't answer the phone, she goes, "girlfriend naal busy hona kithe." & they met this Russian supermodel & she invited them to dinner & my mom goes "tenu dekhan de bahane menu bhi bula leya" & my dads response is "menu kyun dekhna ohne main ta pehla wangu ena sohna bhi nahi reha."

It's hilarious to see them fight at times.


Omg, so this was the reason behind leashing. :loll: Girlfriend nal busy hona kithey  :excited:

Tenu dekhan de bahane menu be bula leya omg :D:

Ma pehla wangu ena smart bi nahi reha. :D:

I think they make a good couple. Such banters should be there otherwise life would be boring. :loll:

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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2012, 05:02:02 PM »
Lol, yes according to my mom, husbands should be monitored.  :pagel:

& yeah they're fighting keeps them close. when they don't fight we know somethings wrong.

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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #27 on: March 03, 2012, 05:06:30 PM »
Lol, yes according to my mom, husbands should be monitored.  :pagel:

Next thing which is going to come out is GPS tracker solely for husbands. Poor men!  :D:


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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #28 on: March 03, 2012, 05:08:41 PM »
Seriously, I feel bad for them. :D:

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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #29 on: March 03, 2012, 05:13:14 PM »
Seriously, I feel bad for them. :D:

Have a heart for us poor men. :sad: :woried:

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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #30 on: March 03, 2012, 05:20:00 PM »
Lol, if they come out with one for men they'll come out with one for women & they'll sell in the same pack & have an advertisement like:
Want to know if you're husband's cheating? Want to know if he's really coming home late from the office?
Track your wife's movements. See if she's really going to the salon to get a pedicure.
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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #31 on: March 03, 2012, 05:37:54 PM »
Lol don't worry - human beings will come out with a way to outfox that system as well.   :D:

And then fer toh they'll start frequenting unofficial places they used to. :blink:


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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #32 on: March 03, 2012, 06:59:38 PM »
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« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2012, 08:02:21 PM »
Lol don't worry - human beings will come out with a way to outfox that system as well.   :D:

And then fer toh they'll start frequenting unofficial places they used to. :blink:

yepp, that's true. we're smart creatures. we'll figure out a way to outsmart it. :pagel:

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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #34 on: March 04, 2012, 04:22:53 PM »
When we were like nippers. Those days we used to laugh unrestrainedly at silly things.. Ma bapu was like ena na hasi jao oi, ona hi rona pana baad'ch.  :D:

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« Reply #35 on: March 04, 2012, 09:18:53 PM »
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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #36 on: March 04, 2012, 09:19:33 PM »
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« Reply #37 on: March 05, 2012, 02:27:19 PM »
When we were like nippers. Those days we used to laugh unrestrainedly at silly things.. Ma bapu was like ena na hasi jao oi, ona hi rona pana baad'ch.  :D:

my dad still says that.

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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #38 on: April 12, 2012, 06:22:12 PM »
Ma dad used to say this a lot to me - Parh-la parh-la, je jindagi wich kuch ban na, cos ene hi kam ona...  :hehe:

Oh dad bhoot par le, hor ni hunda. :hehe:

It just occurred to ma mind.  :happy:

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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #39 on: April 12, 2012, 06:34:15 PM »
wow this topic hasnt been touched in a while.

 

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