1.MANAGEMENT THOUGHT.


“Intelligence is like an underwear.


It is important that you have it,


but not necessary that you show it........”

2.CREATION


God may have created man before woman,
but there’s always a rough draft before the masterpiece ...

3. THE HUMAN BRAIN


The human brain is most outstanding thing -
it functions 24hrs 365 days,
right from the time u r born until u fall in love.

4.IF YOUR DOG IS BARKING



If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the frontdoor,

who do you let in first?

The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!

5.WIFE RUNNING AFTER GARBAGE TRUCK



My wife ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
late for the garbage?"

Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."

6.HOLD YOUR WIFE'S HAND



i always hold my wife's hand. If I let go, she shops

7.ASKED WIFE



I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her,"How about the kitchen?"

8.DO YOU OPEN DOOR FOR WIFE?


When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing :

either the car is new or the wife.

9.LOVE IS BLIND


Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

10.WHEN A NEWLY MARRIED


When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
why.

When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.

11.MARRIAGE IS A



Marriage is a three-ring circus:

--engagement ring
---wedding ring
---suffering

12.A MAN WITHOUT A WOMAN


"A man without a woman is like a fish without a
bicycle."

13.BACHELORS KNOW MORE


Bachelors know more about women than married men;
if they didn't, they'd be married too.

14.A PSHYIATRIST




A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
expensive answers that your
wife will give you for free.





15.I DONT WORRY


I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years.

MORE IN 2ND INSTALLMENT  :happy: