Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation. After a while one of them said,"you think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. Later, my father married my step daughter. That made my step daughter my step mother and my father become my stepson. Also my wife became monther-in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother had a son. This boy was my halfbrother because he was my fathers son, but he was also son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grandson. This made me grandfather of my half brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had  a son. Now the sister of my son, my mother-in-law, is also the grandmother. This makes my father the brther-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife. I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my own grandfather and you think you have family problems!"