You're an extreme redneck when--

You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke  at the dinner table in front of her kids.   

The value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.   

You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.   

You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.   

You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.   

You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 

Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 

 Your junior prom offered day care.   

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels..   

The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 

One of your kids was born on a pool table.   

You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.   

You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it. 

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. 

ki c eh  :pagel:

jidda Blondes te joke haige oda Redneck te Aggies te v joke haige

te tu ki aa redneck ja aggie  :hehe:

ohi va jo tu va  :happy: punjabi

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: nah tu gora aa  :hehe: :hehe:

na vai mein ni gora mein punjabi va :happy:

:superhappy: :superhappy: GORA

mere bapu ne sun lea menu gora keha teri gutt pat deni..mum ne sun lea tu menu gora kehndi ta oh tenu dinner karaugi..ho skda world di Top Ten Intelligent Girls vich tera na de dae :lost:

ma aunty val aa
 :he: :he:

aunty ll save me frm uncle  :pagel: :pagel:

gora di ena shok ta gora lab dawa koi? :lost:

nah ji nah apni n pugni gore nal....

ohna da tan hor h program hunda aa  :

ma marne ohde gandase..ohne 100 ghuma deina   :hehe: :hehe:

:laugh: 100 guma deina i matlab?

police da num  :hehe: :hehe:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

te hor gore tan avde jawak n bakshde de menu kitho baksh deinge  :hehe:

galat soch haigi teri. gore r mor responsible towards der families. baki change maare ta sab vich honda

lai kahde ache 16 varea da jawak hunda kehde chal kaka kam val nu ja

eh koi mari gal hai? oh apne bacha nu be responsible banande. bacha b independent hona pasand karde. ethe tha 18 saal da bacha/bachi apna kale da ghar le ke rehnde. 18 saal to baad koi ni rehnda apne ma peo naal.