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Engineer's Outlook on Life
« on: December 04, 2009, 11:29:46 PM »
Engineers Outlook on Life

 To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
............... To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.


There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multi-million dollar machines.
They had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine to work but to no avail. In desperation, they called on the retired engineer who had solved so many of their problems in the past.

The engineer reluctantly took the challenge. He spent a day studying the huge machine. At the end of the day, he marked a small "x" in chalk on a particular component of the machine and stated, "This is where your problem is."

The part was replaced and the machine worked perfectly again.

The company received a bill for $50,000 from the engineer for his service. They demanded an itemized accounting of his charges.

The engineer responded briefly:

One chalk mark $ 1. Knowing where to put it $49,999.

It was paid in full and the engineer retired again in peace.

 

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Engineer's Outlook on Life
« on: December 04, 2009, 11:29:46 PM »

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Re: Engineer's Outlook on Life
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2009, 11:37:55 PM »
 :balle: :balle: very nice

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Re: Engineer's Outlook on Life
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2009, 11:45:54 PM »
:balle: :balle: very nice
thnk u g and ssa  :happy:

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Re: Engineer's Outlook on Life
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2009, 11:49:25 PM »
thnk u g and ssa  :happy:
ssa ji
kime oo :he:

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Re: Engineer's Outlook on Life
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2009, 11:51:28 PM »
ssa ji
kime oo :he:
mihir hai je waheguru jee di tussi kidda o?

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Re: Engineer's Outlook on Life
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2009, 11:52:38 PM »
mihir hai je waheguru jee di tussi kidda o?
ma ahen ghaint.. tapdi firdi aa  :balle:

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Re: Engineer's Outlook on Life
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2009, 11:54:08 PM »
ma ahen ghaint.. tapdi firdi aa  :balle:
ankle vich sprain na pe jawe :wait:

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Re: Engineer's Outlook on Life
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2009, 11:57:19 PM »
ankle vich sprain na pe jawe :wait:
nah nahi painda

meri cousn da vyah aa rea aa,..vekhi kina gah pauna ma nach nach  :balle: :balle:

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Re: Engineer's Outlook on Life
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2009, 02:48:46 AM »
nah nahi painda

meri cousn da vyah aa rea aa,..vekhi kina gah pauna ma nach nach  :balle: :balle:
cousin de vyah nu chhad apne bare soch budhi hon te ai

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Re: Engineer's Outlook on Life
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2009, 02:53:30 AM »
cousin de vyah nu chhad apne bare soch budhi hon te ai
hehehehehhehehe lai lai hale tan ma bachi aa  :he:
koi n manda v ma 23 saal di aa
menu ik 11 standard de jawak ne purpose kita c  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

ma tan has has dohri ho gai
jad ohnu pta laga ma ehni vadi aa
bechare da dil nikal ke bahar aa gea c  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: Engineer's Outlook on Life
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2009, 02:59:35 AM »
hehehehehhehehe lai lai hale tan ma bachi aa  :he:
koi n manda v ma 23 saal di aa
menu ik 11 standard de jawak ne purpose kita c  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

ma tan has has dohri ho gai
jad ohnu pta laga ma ehni vadi aa
bechare da dil nikal ke bahar aa gea c  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
Old age has its pleasures, which, though different are not less than the pleasure of youth. :lost:

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Re: Engineer's Outlook on Life
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2009, 10:54:48 PM »
Old age has its pleasures, which, though different are not less than the pleasure of youth. :lost:
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: Engineer's Outlook on Life
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2009, 11:19:21 PM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
serious gal hai eh hasan vali ni, lagda samjh ni aai :happy:

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Re: Engineer's Outlook on Life
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2009, 11:22:25 PM »
serious gal hai eh hasan vali ni, lagda samjh ni aai :happy:
sachi muchi samjh n ayi  :pagel: :he:

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Re: Engineer's Outlook on Life
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2009, 06:26:05 AM »
sachi muchi samjh n ayi  :pagel: :he:
budi hau gi ta samj aa jane aape

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Re: Engineer's Outlook on Life
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2009, 06:27:19 AM »
budi hau gi ta samj aa jane aape
theek aa ji

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Re: Engineer's Outlook on Life
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2009, 06:28:51 AM »
theek aa ji
lagda lunch ni kita aje. energy ni rai body ch gadasa chalan di :laugh:

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« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2009, 06:32:01 AM »
lagda lunch ni kita aje. energy ni rai body ch gadasa chalan di :laugh:
ma n hun chaluna bs

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Re: Engineer's Outlook on Life
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2009, 06:37:37 AM »
ma n hun chaluna bs
achhaw  take care then. may God bless u

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« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2009, 06:38:42 AM »
achhaw  take care then. may God bless u
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