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Doctor to patient
« on: January 27, 2012, 12:55:49 AM »
A patient was suffering from a diseases and he was badly in trouble so he went to the doctor and asked,
Patient : “what are the chances of my recovering doctor?”



Doctor : “one hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case i’ve treated. The others all died”.


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Re: Doctor to patient
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2012, 01:11:08 AM »
hhhhahahh bacxhan de chnaces te fr bahut si sukh naal :hehe:

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Re: Doctor to patient
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2012, 03:11:57 AM »


...
ohh kamli nu ki pata je ohnu dangar lagda oh te aap b taa oh boti hoii :D:

 

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