A Teacher was doing a study testing the senses  (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. She gave each child
A color, then waited for the response. 
                                                   
The children began to  say:
                                                   
Red.....................Cherry
                                                   
Yellow................Lemon
                                                   
Green...................Lime
                                                   
Orange................Orange
                                                   
                                                   
                                                   
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY flavored lifesavers. 
After  eating them, none of the children could identify the  taste. 'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'
                                                                                     
                                                   
One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh, my God, they're "a*s holes" !