Author Topic: All about Rajinikaanth (Read 341 times)

TheStig · « **on:** October 11, 2010, 05:46:56 AM »

There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.

» When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.

» Now, there’s a new email ID. It’s gmail@rajinikanth.com

» Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined ‘victim’ as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”.

» Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result, small pox was eradicated.

» Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2, no one fools Rajinikanth.

» Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

» Rajinikanth gave Monalisa that smile.

» Rajinikanth can drown a fish.

» Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

» Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.

» Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

» Rajinikanth can make onions cry.

» Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.

» Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.

» Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

» Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.

» Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.

» Google won’t find Rajinikanth; Ra jinikanth finds you.

» Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.

» Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.

» Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.

» Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result: He was reduced to a joke on the internet.

» Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.

» In an average living room, there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

» Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary, etc. were added to the dictionary in 1949, the year Rajinikanth was born.

» The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is an insult to Rajnikanth. Rajini cheats and fools death every day.

» Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

» Rajinikanth is a champion in ‘Hide n’ seek’ game, as no one can hide from him.

» Rajinikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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All about Rajinikaanth

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