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Defenceless
« on: December 22, 2009, 08:11:04 AM »
A witness is testifying before the court, and the prosecuting attorney is asking him questions.

"You witnessed the robbery, sir?"

"Yes"

"What was stolen?"

"Two televisions"

"Did you see the thieves?"

"Yes"

"Could you identify them?"

"Yes"

"Are the two men who stole the televisions in this courtroom?"

At this point, the two defendants raised their hands.

(What's a defense attorney to do?)
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Defenceless
« on: December 22, 2009, 08:11:04 AM »

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Re: Defenceless
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2009, 11:03:53 PM »
damn  :hehe: :hehe: they r real idiots
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Re: Defenceless
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2009, 02:41:24 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 22, 2009, 11:03:53 PM
damn  :hehe: :hehe: they r real idiots
:loll: chori krn li b akal di lor hai
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Re: Defenceless
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2009, 02:45:33 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 23, 2009, 02:41:24 AM
:loll: chori krn li b akal di lor hai
aho chori toh yaad aya menu chori da khana kha ke bada maja aunda aa..ma jad choti c..me n my cousn nani ji sanu dovan nu ghar kale chad ke gai ki ma 10 min ch ayi..apa ne muke da faida chakiyea .. te nan ji de room ch gaye te othe channe chak ke khan lag aye  :hehe: :hehe: mutthea bhar lea.... sanu eh v dar c je nan ji a agaye mar javange..apa window khol lai v jad ange pta lag jayega.... :pagel: :pagel: nana ji aye gaddi da forn marea mere dardi mari de channe hath cho chutt gaye  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
sare khind gaye apa dove bhaj gaye
te nani nu chittar pae :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Defenceless
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2009, 03:00:37 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 23, 2009, 02:45:33 AM
aho chori toh yaad aya menu chori da khana kha ke bada maja aunda aa..ma jad choti c..me n my cousn nani ji sanu dovan nu ghar kale chad ke gai ki ma 10 min ch ayi..apa ne muke da faida chakiyea .. te nan ji de room ch gaye te othe channe chak ke khan lag aye  :hehe: :hehe: mutthea bhar lea.... sanu eh v dar c je nan ji a agaye mar javange..apa window khol lai v jad ange pta lag jayega.... :pagel: :pagel: nana ji aye gaddi da forn marea mere dardi mari de channe hath cho chutt gaye  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
sare khind gaye apa dove bhaj gaye
te nani nu chittar pae :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
bari akl kiti tere nana je ne..es umar vich nani de chittr marey :lost:
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Re: Defenceless
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2009, 03:03:36 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 23, 2009, 03:00:37 AM
bari akl kiti tere nana je ne..es umar vich nani de chittr marey :lost:
lol chittar marne matalb dantna ...ju idiot.... menu tan bada dar lagda nanaji toh..infact sabh nu lagda aa..mumy te mere mame honi nana ji nu tiger kehnde aa :hehe: :hehe:

meri umar 23 saal ho gai ma ajj tak ohna toh ssa toh ilava koi gal n kiti..je oh ap bula len te jawab deini aa..nahi tan kush n boldi....
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Re: Defenceless
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2009, 03:05:24 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 23, 2009, 03:03:36 AM
lol chittar marne matalb dantna ...ju idiot.... menu tan bada dar lagda nanaji toh..infact sabh nu lagda aa..mumy te mere mame honi nana ji nu tiger kehnde aa :hehe: :hehe:

meri umar 23 saal ho gai ma ajj tak ohna toh ssa toh ilava koi gal n kiti..je oh ap bula len te jawab deini aa..nahi tan kush n boldi....
le nana na hoya hitler ho gaya. mera nana ta apno love stories sunanda menu te nal kehnda kuch sikh mere kolo :laugh:
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Re: Defenceless
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2009, 03:07:30 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 23, 2009, 03:05:24 AM
le nana na hoya hitler ho gaya. mera nana ta apno love stories sunanda menu te nal kehnda kuch sikh mere kolo :laugh:
hitler h keh la..mere dada ji c..oh menu roj raat nu apni real story sunande c...dadake ch we r 15 cousns serf menu h pyar krde c.. jo cheej le ke aunde c menu pehla deinde c...oh kehnde c es ch menu apni maa dikhdi aa.. :sad: :sad: hun oh nahi rahe ..i miss him so much  :hug: :hug: :sad:
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Re: Defenceless
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2009, 03:10:15 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 23, 2009, 03:07:30 AM
hitler h keh la..mere dada ji c..oh menu roj raat nu apni real story sunande c...dadake ch we r 15 cousns serf menu h pyar krde c.. jo cheej le ke aunde c menu pehla deinde c...oh kehnde c es ch menu apni maa dikhdi aa.. :sad: :sad: hun oh nahi rahe ..i miss him so much  :hug: :hug: :sad:
i too miss my grandpa.
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Re: Defenceless
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2009, 03:11:02 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 23, 2009, 03:10:15 AM
i too miss my grandpa.
:balle: :balle: :balle: :balle:
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Re: Defenceless
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2009, 03:20:58 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 23, 2009, 03:11:02 AM
:balle: :balle: :balle: :balle:
he was a gr8 man. He almost fought single handedly with govt and forced them to establish a Gurudwara in Helsinki. Only Gurudwara in ths country. Bas Gurudwara banaya te rabb ghar chale gaye. :sad:
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Re: Defenceless
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2009, 03:23:02 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 23, 2009, 03:20:58 AM
he was a gr8 man. He almost fought single handedly with govt and forced them to establish a Gurudwara in Helsinki. Only Gurudwara in ths country. Bas Gurudwara banaya te rabb ghar chale gaye. :sad:
awwwww  :sad: rabb v change bandiyea nu chete bula lainda aa... chalo acha kam kita aa..ohdi yaad aa oh gurudwara
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Re: Defenceless
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2009, 03:25:16 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 23, 2009, 03:23:02 AM
awwwww  :sad: rabb v change bandiyea nu chete bula lainda aa... chalo acha kam kita aa..ohdi yaad aa oh gurudwara
te nana mera pura thirki menu kuria patani sikhanda :laugh:
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Re: Defenceless
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2009, 03:26:31 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 23, 2009, 03:25:16 AM
te nana mera pura thirki menu kuria patani sikhanda :laugh:
lolzzz sikh gea fer tu  :pagel: :pagel:
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Re: Defenceless
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2009, 03:32:24 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 23, 2009, 03:26:31 AM
lolzzz sikh gea fer tu  :pagel: :pagel:
onu sirf gori kuri patan di technique aandi  :happy: ohda bas kise punjaban nal ni peya. ik bari belna pe janda us de sar te sari technique bahr aa jani c. vese be punjaban kuri hai ni ethe. mar ke 10-12 honia te oh be bas na hon jogia. :happy:
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Re: Defenceless
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2009, 03:34:59 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 23, 2009, 03:32:24 AM
onu sirf gori kuri patan di technique aandi  :happy: ohda bas kise punjaban nal ni peya. ik bari belna pe janda us de sar te sari technique bahr aa jani c. vese be punjaban kuri hai ni ethe. mar ke 10-12 honia te oh be bas na hon jogia. :happy:
lol goria nu pattan di lod hundi aa :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: oh tan pehla h patti hundiyea ne
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Re: Defenceless
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2009, 03:40:02 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 23, 2009, 03:34:59 AM
lol goria nu pattan di lod hundi aa :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: oh tan pehla h patti hundiyea ne
ainwe badnam kita goria nu. saria eko jehia ni hundia. desi galz r weird too.
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Re: Defenceless
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2009, 03:42:23 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 23, 2009, 03:40:02 AM
ainwe badnam kita goria nu. saria eko jehia ni hundia. desi galz r weird too.
aho othe ja ke ban jandiyea a..vaise tan india ch v hundiyea ne..es gal te i agree wid ya  :lol: :lol: :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Defenceless
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2009, 03:48:14 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on December 23, 2009, 03:42:23 AM
aho othe ja ke ban jandiyea a..vaise tan india ch v hundiyea ne..es gal te i agree wid ya  :lol: :lol: :hehe: :hehe:
desi galz born in Uk r most weird. bura haal hai ona kuria da.
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Re: Defenceless
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2009, 03:50:27 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on December 23, 2009, 03:48:14 AM
desi galz born in Uk r most weird. bura haal hai ona kuria da.
acha fer tan shukar aa Uk ch n jami :pagel: :pagel:
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