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Childbirth
« on: November 20, 2009, 04:30:08 PM »
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?"

"Well, honey," said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us."

"Oh," said the boy. "And how did you and Daddy get born?"

"Oh, the stork brought us, too."

"Well, how were Grandpa and Grandma born?" the boy persisted.

"Well, darling, the stork brought them too!" said the mother, by now starting to squirm a little.

Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher, who read with confusion the opening sentence: "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."






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Childbirth
« on: November 20, 2009, 04:30:08 PM »

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2009, 03:40:39 AM »
jawak v ghaint hunde aa :laugh:

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2009, 03:47:50 AM »
hahaha oh my god

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2009, 04:32:09 AM »
jawak v ghaint hunde aa :laugh:
im gabru now so not ghaint

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2009, 04:33:11 AM »

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2009, 04:33:27 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2009, 04:33:42 AM »
im gabru now so not ghaint
um talkin aba kid
tere bare nahi beakal  :marro:

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2009, 07:54:28 AM »
um talkin aba kid
tere bare nahi beakal  :marro:
m still kid @ heart n innocent too :woried:

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2009, 02:27:58 AM »
m still kid @ heart n innocent too :woried:
awwwwwwwwwwwww  :pagel:

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2009, 07:26:28 AM »
awwwwwwwwwwwww  :pagel:
jawani di ta aje pehli pauri te foot rakha :lost:

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2009, 11:34:26 PM »
jawani di ta aje pehli pauri te foot rakha :lost:
meri tan muk v chali te teri hale shuru hoi aa te tu mere naloh vada aa  :wait: :wait: :wait:

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2009, 12:35:02 AM »
meri tan muk v chali te teri hale shuru hoi aa te tu mere naloh vada aa  :wait: :wait: :wait:
:laugh: bachpan ch budapa bari dangerous bimari ik movie b a rahi is bimari te "Pa"

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2009, 12:36:11 AM »
:laugh: bachpan ch budapa bari dangerous bimari ik movie b a rahi is bimari te "Pa"
oye ja bhaj ja akal n aa..rabb nah kare oh bimari kisi nu lage :rabb:

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2009, 12:41:33 AM »
oye ja bhaj ja akal n aa..rabb nah kare oh bimari kisi nu lage :rabb:
tu ta bari jadi gabra jandi :lost: mere kehn te ta keeri ni mardi

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2009, 11:09:38 PM »
tu ta bari jadi gabra jandi :lost: mere kehn te ta keeri ni mardi
:laugh: :laugh: nerdai paapi
lol keedi maran jina v dam n aa
ja bhaj ja :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2009, 01:05:46 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: nerdai paapi
lol keedi maran jina v dam n aa
ja bhaj ja :hehe: :hehe:
:happy: le lo am keeri maran te hi dikhana. mein ni marda keeri, m too kind hearted

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2009, 01:27:41 AM »
:happy: le lo am keeri maran te hi dikhana. mein ni marda keeri, m too kind hearted
awwwwwwwww kind hearted

hor nah kush  :huhh: ja bhaj ja

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2009, 03:57:12 AM »
awwwwwwwww kind hearted

hor nah kush  :huhh: ja bhaj ja
koi sher daso maran lai :lost:

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2009, 04:04:04 AM »
koi sher daso maran lai :lost:
hahhahahahha marna ehne sher bandar ne  :laugh: :laugh: :hehe:

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2009, 04:07:44 AM »
hahhahahahha marna ehne sher bandar ne  :laugh: :laugh: :hehe:
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