Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.  He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

  The 10 pm news was coming on...  The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair.  Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money.  I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money...

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shez insane :hehe: :hehe:

:laugh: teri bhen lagdi

:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :angr: :angr: TERI BHEN AA

sachi gal te gussa ni karida :happy:

:huhh: :huhh: :huhh:

: sardarni to miss mirch

hehehehehhehe ji  :he: :he:

mirch ta tu haigi hi c nick di ki lor pe gai :lost:

ma bore ho gai c sardarni naam toh

loka nu kida pata lagu tu sardarni va :lost:

loka nu das ke ki krna v ma sardarni aa
menu tan pta aa nah ma sardarni aa

jado sardarni nick siga odo koi shaque siga tenu :laugh:

:lost: :lost: lai menu kahda shak hona aa..ma sardarni han te sardarni rehna aa  :balle:

yeshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and be proud, u are Sardarni :happy:

jes i m  :cool: :cool: :cool:

tu kuri chandigarh di mera ghar ludhiana, tu punjaban mein punjabi phir kaisa shrmana....aja bhangra pa le hooo aja bhangra pa le :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle:

wah wah ji wah ajj gora bandar mood ch aa

chal fer aja bhangra pa le... :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle:

hotel vich nal de room vich ik punjabi honeymoon couple haiga. munda apni wife nu eh gana suna reha ciga te menu bathroom vich awaz aa rahi c  :laugh: