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Blonde Wants To Be A Cop
« on: December 13, 2009, 01:24:22 AM »
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can’t just turn her away, and orders the desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview. To just ‘play along’ and humor her.

Not having any idea what to ask her to disqualify her application, the officer asks, “What’s 2+2?” “Ummm… 4!” the blonde says.

Dang, the officer thinks, so tries a harder one: “What’s the square root of 100?” “Ummm… 10!” the blonde says.

“Good!” the officer says, deciding to switch from math to history. “OK, who killed Abraham Lincoln?” “Ummm… I don’t know,” she admits.

“Well, you can go home and think about it,” he says, “and come back later and tell me what you’ve figured out.” He figures that’s the last he’ll see of her.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.

“Not only did I get the job,” the blonde says, “but I’ve already been assigned to a murder case!”

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Blonde Wants To Be A Cop
« on: December 13, 2009, 01:24:22 AM »

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Re: Blonde Wants To Be A Cop
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2009, 11:10:55 PM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: pagal jahi

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Re: Blonde Wants To Be A Cop
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2009, 04:34:45 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: pagal jahi
apni badi ben nu eda ni kahdia :happy:

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Re: Blonde Wants To Be A Cop
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2009, 04:51:16 AM »
apni badi ben nu eda ni kahdia :happy:
:huhh: :huhh: :huhh: jada nah bol huuh

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Re: Blonde Wants To Be A Cop
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2009, 04:54:00 AM »
:huhh: :huhh: :huhh: jada nah bol huuh
jad b blonde kehnda tu gussa kar jandi

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Re: Blonde Wants To Be A Cop
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2009, 05:36:57 AM »
LOl ..OHnU PUchO Tu JAmi Vi C UDo .?

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Re: Blonde Wants To Be A Cop
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2009, 06:54:19 AM »
jad b blonde kehnda tu gussa kar jandi
kiyuki ma bolnde nahi aa  :huhh:

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Re: Blonde Wants To Be A Cop
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2009, 05:25:27 PM »
kiyuki ma bolnde nahi aa  :huhh:
pher color kra bala nu :wait:

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Re: Blonde Wants To Be A Cop
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2009, 10:54:35 PM »
pher color kra bala nu :wait:
mere vaal black aa grey nahi  :huhh:

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Re: Blonde Wants To Be A Cop
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2009, 11:31:15 PM »
mere vaal black aa grey nahi  :huhh:
:loll: sade ta kuria pta ni kehre kehre color karandia menu ta ene colors da pata b ni

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Re: Blonde Wants To Be A Cop
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2009, 11:35:31 PM »
:loll: sade ta kuria pta ni kehre kehre color karandia menu ta ene colors da pata b ni
menu yaad aaya :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
ma jad frst yr ch c
meri frnd kehndi vaal color karune aa
mera v bada jee kita
ma ki kita mumy di bleach cream chaki..te vala te la lai..ma keha mumy v tan krde aa ohan de muh de val brown ho jande aa... ma cha ke vala te la lai :hehe: :hehe:

vaal brwon tan ho gaye par jad vaal wash kite tan vaal chitte ho gaye a :cry: :cry: :cry: :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh:

hasse pe gaye :pagel: :pagel:

nah ma mumy nu dasan jogi

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Re: Blonde Wants To Be A Cop
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2009, 11:38:07 PM »
menu yaad aaya :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
ma jad frst yr ch c
meri frnd kehndi vaal color karune aa
mera v bada jee kita
ma ki kita mumy di bleach cream chaki..te vala te la lai..ma keha mumy v tan krde aa ohan de muh de val brown ho jande aa... ma cha ke vala te la lai :hehe: :hehe:

vaal brwon tan ho gaye par jad vaal wash kite tan vaal chitte ho gaye a :cry: :cry: :cry: :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh:

hasse pe gaye :pagel: :pagel:

nah ma mumy nu dasan jogi
pher tu kehndi tu blonde ni haigi :happy: kise passe koi kasar ni blonde hon vich

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Re: Blonde Wants To Be A Cop
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2009, 11:42:13 PM »
pher tu kehndi tu blonde ni haigi :happy: kise passe koi kasar ni blonde hon vich
lai ma kali n thodi kita c.... meri frnd v tan nal c...te oh blonde n aaa :huhh:

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Re: Blonde Wants To Be A Cop
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2009, 11:46:34 PM »
lai ma kali n thodi kita c.... meri frnd v tan nal c...te oh blonde n aaa :huhh:
:loll: tu hair to ni brain to blonde ha :hehe:

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Re: Blonde Wants To Be A Cop
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2009, 12:01:10 AM »
:loll: tu hair to ni brain to blonde ha :hehe:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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Re: Blonde Wants To Be A Cop
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2009, 02:39:42 AM »
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
ro na chal ni blonde :happy:

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Re: Blonde Wants To Be A Cop
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2009, 03:03:26 AM »
ro na chal ni blonde :happy:
:happy: :happy: :happy: :hug: :hug: :hug:

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Re: Blonde Wants To Be A Cop
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2009, 03:14:35 AM »
:happy: :happy: :happy: :hug: :hug: :hug:
kena khush hondi :laugh:

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Re: Blonde Wants To Be A Cop
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2009, 03:30:27 AM »
kena khush hondi :laugh:
:happy: :hug: :he: :he: :he: :he:

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Re: Blonde Wants To Be A Cop
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2009, 03:34:35 AM »
:happy: :hug: :he: :he: :he: :he:
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