Author Topic: Best patient (Read 1952 times)

ravi_sandhu · « **on:** November 03, 2007, 01:20:05 AM »

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** November 03, 2007, 01:20:05 AM »

anonymous · « **Reply #1 on:** July 07, 2011, 03:26:58 AM »

inglish

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #2 on:** July 09, 2011, 05:37:06 AM »

Hahaha. :happy:

anonymous · « **Reply #3 on:** July 09, 2011, 05:44:04 AM »

Quote from: »※ḨҰĐṜØŞŦẨ₮ῘḈŜ« on July 09, 2011, 05:37:06 AM

Hahaha. :happy:

hihihi stop spamming

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҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #4 on:** July 12, 2011, 06:32:02 AM »

Quote from: ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ on July 09, 2011, 05:44:04 AM

hihihi stop spamming :

Dude, compare your useless posts with mine. You'll see the difference!

anonymous · « **Reply #5 on:** July 12, 2011, 12:30:36 PM »

Quote from: »※ḨҰĐṜØŞŦẨ₮ῘḈŜ« on July 12, 2011, 06:32:02 AM

Dude, compare your useless posts with mine. You'll see the difference!

Mainu pta teri sab posta spam ne

: Dil te na laeya kar :blush: inni jaldi :mean:

Naseebo · « **Reply #6 on:** July 12, 2011, 12:46:12 PM »

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

..... · « **Reply #7 on:** July 12, 2011, 12:50:33 PM »

Naseebo tere wrgaa e joke c ena funny ni c :happy:

..... · « **Reply #8 on:** July 12, 2011, 12:53:18 PM »

Kurian nu chuglia d adat bott a patients nu v ni bakshea odi vichare d v chugli krti..,,,,doctar v tuhade mohalle city or block wall da hona :D:

anonymous · « **Reply #9 on:** July 12, 2011, 12:54:53 PM »

Quote from: invisible on July 12, 2011, 12:50:33 PM

Naseebo tere wrgaa e joke c ena funny ni c :happy:

Bai phir ki hoeya jhutha mutha hass lenda :hehe: agli da dil kush ho jana sii :hehe:

Naseebo · « **Reply #10 on:** July 12, 2011, 01:31:10 PM »

Quote from: invisible on July 12, 2011, 12:50:33 PM

Naseebo tere wrgaa e joke c ena funny ni c :happy:

chalo koi na je tuanu nai funny lagea na sahi, es vich sada ki janda- eh kera asi joke likea si, asi tan sirf share kita si... pasand ave ya na ave oh paran walle di marji

..... · « **Reply #11 on:** July 12, 2011, 01:55:10 PM »

Kuri ta nice a yaar mai ta kea c shayad ik joke hor post kru..pr ehne ta break e lati :13:

anonymous · « **Reply #12 on:** July 12, 2011, 02:12:24 PM »

Quote from: Naseebo on July 12, 2011, 01:31:10 PM

chalo koi na je tuanu nai funny lagea na sahi, es vich sada ki janda- eh kera asi joke likea si, asi tan sirf share kita si... pasand ave ya na ave oh paran walle di marji

Ji ji Sahi keha tusi

anonymous · « **Reply #13 on:** July 12, 2011, 02:13:28 PM »

Quote from: invisible on July 12, 2011, 01:55:10 PM

Kuri ta nice a yaar mai ta kea c shayad ik joke hor post kru..pr ehne ta break e lati :13:

veer je tusi mada jeha hass lende ta kudi da honsla jeha vadd jana sii ta phir ohna ne hor post kar dene sii

sukhbeer · « **Reply #14 on:** July 12, 2011, 10:57:05 PM »

hahahahah siraaa

..... · « **Reply #15 on:** July 12, 2011, 11:28:27 PM »

Quote from: Naseebo on July 12, 2011, 01:31:10 PM

chalo koi na je tuanu nai funny lagea na sahi, es vich sada ki janda- eh kera asi joke likea si, asi tan sirf share kita si... pasand ave ya na ave oh paran walle di marji

Quote from: Naseebo on July 12, 2011, 01:31:10 PM

chalo koi na je tuanu nai funny lagea na sahi, es vich sada ki janda- eh kera asi joke likea si, asi tan sirf share kita si... pasand ave ya na ave oh paran walle di marji

Quote from: sukhbeer on July 12, 2011, 10:57:05 PM

hahahahah siraaa

Naseebo naraj na ho darsal phone utte menu jayada ni pata lagda eda sank la akha te patting bann k chat hundi pone te screen shoti n slow...ta krke shrtcut use krdapone sirf hello hi li use krda. Chall koi ni tu seani a ape hint la le .mai kall nu teria e post d w8 krooga ..jayada na likda hoea ethe e bs krda nai ta tenu mere naal pyaar ho jana haha

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #16 on:** July 14, 2011, 06:39:53 AM »

Quote from: ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ on July 12, 2011, 12:30:36 PM

Mainu pta teri sab posta spam ne : Dil te na laeya kar :blush: inni jaldi :mean:

Whatever. Find something more useful to do.

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