Author Topic: A Message From The Management Team (Read 2379 times)

KuriPataka · « **on:** April 02, 2009, 10:49:42 AM »

Dear Employees,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be considered for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Supervisor, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,
Management

PS Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** April 02, 2009, 10:49:42 AM »

ਟੈਕਂ ਵਾਲਾ / Tank Wala · « **Reply #1 on:** April 08, 2009, 01:02:50 AM »

:hehe:

i m gonna copy dat and sent it to my work :-)

KuriPataka · « **Reply #2 on:** April 08, 2009, 01:05:59 AM »

LoL. Do it. They'll make you do overtime.

ਟੈਕਂ ਵਾਲਾ / Tank Wala · « **Reply #3 on:** April 08, 2009, 01:08:36 AM »

lol i already work 24/7 hor kinna overtime lawau ge oho :-)

gUrJaP · « **Reply #4 on:** April 08, 2009, 01:09:25 AM »

happy0005 Pagel:) nice.. lol

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #5 on:** April 08, 2009, 03:27:42 AM »

janta main ta sou vi kam te jana...kar kar adhe ho chale kanjar koi overtime te denda nahi.... sad;> sad;>

KuriPataka · « **Reply #6 on:** July 17, 2009, 09:03:07 AM »

PJ is overworking me too...I need more compensation.

powerlifter · « **Reply #7 on:** July 17, 2009, 09:04:19 AM »

:wait:

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #8 on:** July 17, 2009, 12:59:42 PM »

Quote from: Tooti Footi Kuri on July 17, 2009, 09:03:07 AM

PJ is overworking me too...I need more compensation.

Effective immediately, u will be postin twice..
Double benifit tekk aa triple kariye

P.S. - aa toronto walle eniya compensation katho magde.. Agge aa garbage walla ne bhut tang ketta :angr:

DEEP's · « **Reply #9 on:** July 17, 2009, 01:15:22 PM »

nybdy needs social worker :hehe:

M. · « **Reply #10 on:** July 17, 2009, 01:19:40 PM »

social worker.
tayar hegi haan
8->

KuriPataka · « **Reply #11 on:** July 18, 2009, 11:35:30 PM »

Quote from: Daffa Hona on July 17, 2009, 12:59:42 PM

Effective immediately, u will be postin twice..
Double benifit tekk aa triple kariye

P.S. - aa toronto walle eniya compensation katho magde.. Agge aa garbage walla ne bhut tang ketta :angr:

I don't live in Toronto. I'm unaffected by the strike. lol
Mai vi strike karan laggi avdi city wich.

Grenade Singh · « **Reply #12 on:** July 18, 2009, 11:48:31 PM »

Here's what the management team looks like:

KuriPataka · « **Reply #13 on:** July 18, 2009, 11:49:51 PM »

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....

If this was the hierarchy of Punjabi Janta...

This means you are shittin on us? LOL

Grenade Singh · « **Reply #14 on:** July 18, 2009, 11:53:49 PM »

Quote from: Tooti Footi Kuri on July 18, 2009, 11:49:51 PM

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....

If this was the hierarchy of Punjabi Janta...

This means you are shittin on us? LOL

Baraf aa tutti ni acha. Dheyan naal dekh, puthey matlab :)

Naley exectuves (sub-admins) te departments (global mods) tan theeka. fikar tan members da hai.