A lawyer is trying to call his clients. The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, "Hello."

Lawyer: "Is your mommy there?"

Boy: (whisper) "Yes."

Lawyer: "Can I speak with her?"

Boy: (whisper) "She's busy."

L: "Is your daddy there?"

B: (whisper) "Yes."

L: "Can I speak with him?"

B: (whisper) "He's busy."

L: "Is there anyone else there?"

B: (whisper) "The fire department."

L: "Can I talk to one of them?"

B: (whisper) "They're busy."

L: "Is there anybody ELSE there?"

B: (whisper) "The police department."

L: "Well, can I talk to one of THEM?"

B: (whisper) "They're busy."

L: "Let me get this straight, your mother, father, the fire department AND the police department are ALL in your house, and they're ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?"

B: (whisper) "They're looking for me."

lol this is like 3-4 time repeted joke  :hehe:

didnt know dt. I joined PJ in Oct :happy:

nonsense  :hehe:
ik var mere ghare phn aya
ohne pta n kis kudi da naam lea
mere dad ne phn chakiyea
munda kehnda falani kudi aa
papa said betha oh shower le rahi aa :hehe: :hehe:

munde ne puchia ni uncle meri help di lor haigi?

munda tu nahi nah c  :marro: :angr:

mein eda anjan loga nu fone ni karda

ma krdi hundi c
chote hunde  :hehe: :hehe:

apne man nal num. mila deina
te kehna um madhuri dixit  :hehe: :hehe: :lol: :lol:

le hun gala vich menu suna dita ki me madhuri dixit lagdi  :laugh: :laugh:

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: oh nah nah eh tan booooooooooooooohat jada ho gea

ma tan ma h lagdi aa :hehe:

lady dracula tak hi teek tu bas

:huhh: :huhh: :huhh: huuhhhh aven theek aa

lol jeeb kadhdi ta lagda koi sapani dang maran di tayari kar rahi :laugh:

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: ja oye

chalo je apna time ho gaya ghuman da.....byeeee....c u laters

jao ji jao

bas je aj raat di flight sri lanka di  :happy:

wah wah
mauja manoh :lol:

kala hunda ta mauj karda mere naal 4 kabootar kabotari ha. bara dukhi keta menu enna ne. sara din hash labhde rehnde te pee ke room cho bahr ni nikalde :lost: