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A case For the FBI
« on: November 24, 2009, 05:39:25 PM »
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?” “Hello, is this FBI?” “Yes. What do you want?” “I’m calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood.” “This will be noted.”
Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave.

The phone rings at Tom’s house. “Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?” “Yeah!” “Did they chop your firewood?” “Yeah they did.” “Okay, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.”

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A case For the FBI
« on: November 24, 2009, 05:39:25 PM »

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Re: A case For the FBI
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2009, 04:13:29 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:damn
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Re: A case For the FBI
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2009, 06:39:07 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on November 25, 2009, 04:13:29 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:damn
hehehe tuhanu hassna b anda aaj tak ta mein maar ja, khoon kharaba dhoom dharak hi suniya tuhade kolo :lost:
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Re: A case For the FBI
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2009, 06:40:24 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 25, 2009, 06:39:07 AM
hehehe tuhanu hassna b anda aaj tak ta mein maar ja, khoon kharaba dhoom dharak hi suniya tuhade kolo :lost:
ja veeeeeeee
tu ki janda aa

meri smile te tan munde marde aa :mean:
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Re: A case For the FBI
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2009, 06:41:47 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on November 25, 2009, 06:40:24 AM
ja veeeeeeee
tu ki janda aa

meri smile te tan munde marde aa :mean:
smile va ki pottasium cynide :lost:
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Re: A case For the FBI
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2009, 06:44:26 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 25, 2009, 06:41:47 AM
smile va ki pottasium cynide :lost:
hasdi de munda mere dand geenda nachdi de lak de hulare  :hehe: :hehe:5
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Re: A case For the FBI
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2009, 06:49:50 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on November 25, 2009, 06:44:26 AM
hasdi de munda mere dand geenda nachdi de lak de hulare  :hehe: :hehe:5
mei taan peela dand dekhda hi ni ginana ta passe reha,,,32 di jaga 23 nazar aan ge
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Re: A case For the FBI
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2009, 11:52:53 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 25, 2009, 06:49:50 AM
mei taan peela dand dekhda hi ni ginana ta passe reha,,,32 di jaga 23 nazar aan ge
shut ju up
mere dand pta kine sohne aa ahen chitte paye aa :huhh:
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Re: A case For the FBI
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2009, 03:01:39 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on November 25, 2009, 11:52:53 PM
shut ju up
mere dand pta kine sohne aa ahen chitte paye aa :huhh:
koi hal ni ajkal dia kuria da. apni tarif da koi mauka ni chadia :laugh:
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Re: A case For the FBI
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2009, 03:16:11 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 26, 2009, 03:01:39 AM
koi hal ni ajkal dia kuria da. apni tarif da koi mauka ni chadia :laugh:
aho jeha ja tera haal aa..us nal naloh tan vadiyea haal aa mera huuh :huhh:
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Re: A case For the FBI
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2009, 06:46:39 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on November 26, 2009, 03:16:11 AM
aho jeha ja tera haal aa..us nal naloh tan vadiyea haal aa mera huuh :huhh:
haal naal meri chaal b vadiya :balle:
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Re: A case For the FBI
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2009, 11:04:41 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 26, 2009, 06:46:39 AM
haal naal meri chaal b vadiya :balle:
kiyu modelin v karda aa :hehe:
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Re: A case For the FBI
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2009, 11:07:20 PM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on November 26, 2009, 11:04:41 PM
kiyu modelin v karda aa :hehe:
edda da ghatia kam ni karda mein :lost:
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Re: A case For the FBI
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2009, 11:08:49 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 26, 2009, 11:07:20 PM
edda da ghatia kam ni karda mein :lost:
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Re: A case For the FBI
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2009, 11:30:23 PM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on November 26, 2009, 11:08:49 PM
ghatia ki aa es ch :lost:
models ta kapra la ke v pic khichanda..vadia v ki haiga is vich
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Re: A case For the FBI
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2009, 11:34:32 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 26, 2009, 11:30:23 PM
models ta kapra la ke v pic khichanda..vadia v ki haiga is vich
ve marja tuuuuuuuu
dafa hona nah hove tan
lahe hoye pta aa
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Re: A case For the FBI
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2009, 11:43:23 PM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on November 26, 2009, 11:34:32 PM
ve marja tuuuuuuuu
dafa hona nah hove tan
lahe hoye pta aa
kapde paye hoye n pta tenu :angr: :angr:
changi gal dasso tenu pher b dfa ho ja :angr:
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Re: A case For the FBI
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2009, 11:48:49 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 26, 2009, 11:43:23 PM
changi gal dasso tenu pher b dfa ho ja :angr:
te hor ki.... :marro: kush n pta tenu
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Re: A case For the FBI
« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2009, 11:54:19 PM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on November 26, 2009, 11:48:49 PM
te hor ki.... :marro: kush n pta tenu
mein eda hi khush haiga :happy: atleast i dun hurt anyone..u know wot, yesterday i went to c famous sun set of kanya kumari. i was looking at sunset, when a local man approached me. he looked lean, weak and was hungry for last couple of days. I offered him my pack of sandwiches. He stared at me for a moment and then said, We can share it...How sweet hom him!!. He was hungry for lst two day and could hv easily eaten those 3 or 4 sandwiches but he still wanna me share with him.
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Re: A case For the FBI
« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2009, 12:00:58 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 26, 2009, 11:54:19 PM
mein eda hi khush haiga :happy: atleast i dun hurt anyone..u know wot, yesterday i went to c famous sun set of kanya kumari. i was looking at sunset, when a local man approached me. he looked lean, weak and was hungry for last couple of days. I offered him my pack of sandwiches. He stared at me for a moment and then said, We can share it...How sweet hom him!!. He was hungry for lst two day and could hv easily eaten those 3 or 4 sandwiches but he still wanna me share with him.
awwwwwwww   8-> ehnu kehnde aa sabar...waheguru mehar kre mere ch v ahi sabar pa dave... menu hor kush n chaheda..pta n babe di kad mehar honi aa
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