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Fun Shun Junction => Jokes Majaak => Topic started by: ~PunjabiKudi~ on September 26, 2007, 11:50:53 PM
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A boy and a girl were in love.
When the girl's father came to know
about their love, he did not like it at
all, and so began to protest about it.
Now it happened that the two lovers
decided to leave their homes for a happy
future.
The girl's father started searching for
the two lovers but could not find
them .
At last, he accepted their love and
asked them to come back home thru a
local newspaper. Her father said "If
you both come back I will allow you to marry the
guy you love, I accept that you loved
each other truly."
So in this way, their love won and they
returned home.
The couple next day went to town to shop
for the wedding dress. He was dressed
in a white shirt that day. While he was
crossing the road to the other side to
get some drinks for his wife, a car
came and hit him and he died on the spot.
The girl was devastated and lost her
senses. It was only after sometime that
she recovered from her shock.
The funeral and cremation was the very
next day because he had died horribly.
Two nights later, the girl's mother had
a dream in which she saw an old lady.
The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood
stains of the guy from her daughter's
dress as soon as possible. But her
mother ignored the dream.
The next night her father had the same
dream , he also ignored it. Then the
girl had the same dream the next night, she
woke up in fear and told her mother
about the dream. Her mother asked her
to wash the clothes with the blood
stains immediately.
She washed the stains but some remained.
Next night she again had the same
dream. She again washed the stains but some
still remained. But again the next
night she had the same dream and this
time the old lady gave her a last
warning to wash the blood stain, or
else something terrible would happen.
This time the girl tried her best to
wash the stains, and the clothes
nearly tore, but some stains still remained.
She was very tired.
In the late evening the same day while
she was alone at home, someone knocked
on the door. When she opened the door
she saw the same old lady of her dream
standing at her door. She got very
scared and fainted.
The old lady woke her up... and gave her
a blue object, which shocked the girl.
She asked "What is this...?" The old
lady replied...
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"This is Nirma Washing Powder"
"Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma
Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye,
Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,
sabki pasand nirma
Washing powder nirma,Washing powder Nirma.Nirma"
10 ka 1, do pe ek free
I know how you all are feeling now.
I have been through this too.
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mai pehli vaar jor jiha laa ke inna lamba "JOKE"paria menu lagda ki je mai kitab par lainda inni ku ta shayad pass hi ho janda lol
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mai pehli vaar jor jiha laa ke inna lamba "JOKE"paria menu lagda ki je mai kitab par lainda inni ku ta shayad pass hi ho janda lol
hahahahaha...Ta he mai keha ki kabootar D.C kio nai lagga police ch..chal koi na..halye umer hagi phadi karn de..hun phadd layi book..lagg jaye ga D.C...lolzz
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ah joke is ki essay??????????
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ya i know exactly why u call this is a joke.. :happy:
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lame - attempt to laugh, FAILED! :yawn:
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hahahahha.......punjabi kudiye kamal krti.........main aina serious ho k padh reha c love story......climax te tan hadd hi karti
A boy and a girl were in love.
When the girl's father came to know
about their love, he did not like it at
all, and so began to protest about it.
Now it happened that the two lovers
decided to leave their homes for a happy
future.
The girl's father started searching for
the two lovers but could not find
them .
At last, he accepted their love and
asked them to come back home thru a
local newspaper. Her father said "If
you both come back I will allow you to marry the
guy you love, I accept that you loved
each other truly."
So in this way, their love won and they
returned home.
The couple next day went to town to shop
for the wedding dress. He was dressed
in a white shirt that day. While he was
crossing the road to the other side to
get some drinks for his wife, a car
came and hit him and he died on the spot.
The girl was devastated and lost her
senses. It was only after sometime that
she recovered from her shock.
The funeral and cremation was the very
next day because he had died horribly.
Two nights later, the girl's mother had
a dream in which she saw an old lady.
The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood
stains of the guy from her daughter's
dress as soon as possible. But her
mother ignored the dream.
The next night her father had the same
dream , he also ignored it. Then the
girl had the same dream the next night, she
woke up in fear and told her mother
about the dream. Her mother asked her
to wash the clothes with the blood
stains immediately.
She washed the stains but some remained.
Next night she again had the same
dream. She again washed the stains but some
still remained. But again the next
night she had the same dream and this
time the old lady gave her a last
warning to wash the blood stain, or
else something terrible would happen.
This time the girl tried her best to
wash the stains, and the clothes
nearly tore, but some stains still remained.
She was very tired.
In the late evening the same day while
she was alone at home, someone knocked
on the door. When she opened the door
she saw the same old lady of her dream
standing at her door. She got very
scared and fainted.
The old lady woke her up... and gave her
a blue object, which shocked the girl.
She asked "What is this...?" The old
lady replied...
..
..
"This is Nirma Washing Powder"
"Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma
Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye,
Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,
sabki pasand nirma
Washing powder nirma,Washing powder Nirma.Nirma"
10 ka 1, do pe ek free
I know how you all are feeling now.
I have been through this too.
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:omg: :omg:
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narcotic jatti tainu ki ho gya
:omg: :omg:
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Gee you made me read all that only to find i can't even understand the last bit.
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at last the old lady gave the girl a washing powder to wash her clothes......lolzxxxxxx
it was a joke.....tussi don't be serious stratex
Gee you made me read all that only to find i can't even understand the last bit.
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at last the old lady gave the girl a washing powder to wash her clothes......lolzxxxxxx
it was a joke.....tussi don't be serious stratex
Lol waheguru! i wasn't being serious. I was making a statement that if she was going to post almost all of it in english then why not put the whole thing in english. :wow: :idontunderstand: