Friend #1 : “I’m gonna tell you a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts!”
Friend #2 : “Alright.
”Friend #1 : “Okkay, I’m gonna start with part 1.There was a husband and a wife, they were driving to a campsite when they came upon a split road. The husband says “let’s take the left one.” The wife says “I think we should take the rightroad.” Then the husband slaps the wife across the face ” who’s driving, me or you?!” and they take the left path.”Friend #2 : “Hahaha”
Friend #1 : “Now i’m gonna tell you part 2..Once they get to the campsite the husband goes fishing so his wife can cook their dinner. He comes back and the wife says “good now I can cook fish soup for us to eat!” The husband says “but I wanna eat fried fish” The wife slaps the husband across the face and says “who’s cooking me or you?!” andthey end up drinking fish soup.
Friend #2 : “Oh crap!”
 Friend #1: “Now i’m gonna tell you part 4-
”Friend #2 : “What about part 3?!
”Friend #1: [Slaps the friend across the face] who's telling the story me or you?

Haha