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Re: ***toda hssa do toda haas lo*******
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2008, 05:36:28 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih gud one
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Re: ***toda hssa do toda haas lo*******
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2008, 05:36:28 AM »

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Re: ***toda hssa do toda haas lo*******
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2008, 05:40:22 AM »
Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya"
Santa: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan...
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Re: ***toda hssa do toda haas lo*******
« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2008, 06:03:43 AM »
Sardar proposed a Girl
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Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you'
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Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR hih hih hih hih
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« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2008, 06:36:22 AM »
Sardar G fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
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Re: ***toda hssa do toda haas lo*******
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2008, 06:37:17 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: ***toda hssa do toda haas lo*******
« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2008, 04:13:42 AM »
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" " Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese
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Re: ***toda hssa do toda haas lo*******
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2008, 04:17:12 AM »
Ik khotta maar di awaz sunda hay
Doosri dafa jo sunda hay tay kendha ay , jinnu wi mar pay rahi ay onoon bari takleef ho rahi hoay gi.
Jadoon teesri dafa mar di awaz sunda hay , tay kendha ay, kay jinnu wi pay rahi ay, onoon barra dard hoo raia hoy gi.
Jadoon choothi wari sunda ay tay kendha ay, ( oay ay tay mennu pay rahi ay. )
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Re: ***toda hssa do toda haas lo*******
« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2008, 04:30:10 AM »
yeh bhi mujh per ehsaan kia hay tum nay
hamsafar gham jo mohabbat may dia hay tum nay


jab bhi takraaiee mairay jism se yeh shohk hawa
mujh ko mehsoos hooa yeh keh chooa hay tum nay


aik muddat say issi din ki thi hasrat dil may
aaj main khush hoon keh deewani kaha hay tum nay


kia meray dil ki dharakhnay ki hi awaz hay yeh
ya yeh phir kaan may kuch aa ke kaha hay tum nay


hichkiyaan bhi to kambakht nahi aati hain
jo yeh sochoon keh mujhay yaad kia hay tum nay
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Re: ***toda hssa do toda haas lo*******
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2008, 04:44:09 AM »
Sardarji’s Son: “Dad, There is someone at the door 2 collect donation for a swimming pool… Sardar: “Give him a glass of water” from our side
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Re: ***toda hssa do toda haas lo*******
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2008, 04:46:52 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih mar gaye has has ka  hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: ***toda hssa do toda haas lo*******
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2008, 05:02:32 AM »
Sardar: Oye, mai kal English film de cassette le gaya tha, voh kharab hai, kuch dikhai-sunai nahi deta. Cassete wala: kya nam hai film ka? Sardar: HEAD CLEANER
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Re: ***toda hssa do toda haas lo*******
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2008, 06:25:55 AM »
woh sadak ke us paar thi
hum sadak ke is paar the
kuch hum aaghe badhe kuch who aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe who bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe who bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us paar the aur who sadak ke is paar thi
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Re: ***toda hssa do toda haas lo*******
« Reply #32 on: February 02, 2008, 06:23:15 AM »
Ek baar Dr. Baankelaal ke paas ek mareej aaya. Jab mareej ne apni pareshaani batayee to Baankelaal ne kuch dawayian dee.
Mareej ( Dr. Baankelaal se ) : Doctor Shahab, mujhe ye dawaye kab leni hai.
Dr. Baankelaal : Ye bahot zaruri hai ki jab bhi dard ka ehsaas ho to uske theek 30 min. Pehle tumhe ye dawaye leni hai.
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;)
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Re: ***toda hssa do toda haas lo*******
« Reply #33 on: February 04, 2008, 01:04:07 AM »
Himesh ka kutta ghar se bhaag gaya.......
Dusre kutte ne use poocha......
Yaar tumne ghar kyo chhoda.....
Usne kaha: Yaar raat ko woh gane ki practice karta hai....
aur subah maar mujhko padti hai....
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