Author Topic: "Dark in here...." :D (Read 1985 times)

Varun.... · « **on:** January 27, 2013, 10:33:46 AM »

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at
work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in
there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my
baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them
for?"
Boy - "$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** January 27, 2013, 10:33:46 AM »

jeet Mr.Lonely · « **Reply #1 on:** January 28, 2013, 01:56:30 AM »

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . osum

°◆SáŅj◆° · « **Reply #2 on:** January 28, 2013, 02:28:30 AM »

hahah!! Woww!

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Abcdefghh · « **Reply #3 on:** January 28, 2013, 04:28:26 AM »

haha

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҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #4 on:** January 28, 2013, 05:12:44 AM »

Haha damn that priest gettin' down dirty

dil2011 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 30, 2013, 12:06:01 AM »

MyselF GhainT · « **Reply #6 on:** September 06, 2014, 06:06:24 AM »

nice :D:

Author Topic: "Dark in here...." :D (Read 1985 times)

Varun....

"Dark in here...." :D

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand

"Dark in here...." :D

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҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰

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