Zail Singh & Logic:

Zailsingh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every
thing
except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading , Rajiv came
home.

Rajiv: Jail Singh Ji How is your MBA preparation?
Zail Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Rajiv : Logic is very easy.
Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house ?
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: Logically ,there will be water in it.
Zail : YES.

Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.

Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Zail : YES.

Rajiv: so, Logically, your are married.
Zail: YES.

Rajiv : SO, that means U are a heterosexual.
Zailsingh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees
Butasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.

Zail: How is your MBA preparation?
Buta : Everything is fine except for the logic.
Zail : Oh, logic is easy.
Buta : Please, give me an example.
Zail : Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Buta : NO, I don't.
Zail : Saala HOMO ....