22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.


21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.


20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.


19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.


18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.


17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead
of Seven Zero Four)


16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every
time he steps out.


15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts
in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)


14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but
deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).


13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.


12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee"
several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y
Zee(but never says Zed)


11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY,
says "Oh! British Style!!!!"


10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.


9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".


8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.


7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

6.. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is
experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".

4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

Few more important


3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by
which he traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival.


2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll
the bag on Indian Roads.

Ultimate one : 1.. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or
"When I was in US..." 

jado tak tusi india jana tuhanu eh sab bhul jana  :he: :he:

hahah lolzzz
chalo i'll keep those in mind
il try to notice if i do tha or not  :
nyce share though!

 :D: :D: theek a ji

lolz jado ek do harkatan eda diya kitiya
apne app aa jana yaad lolz

 :blah: :blah: menu india ton aa k dasi fir bai ki eda kita c ja nahi   :blink: :blink:

i m gonna check myself at the end of this year ke eda hunda ke nai
:hehe:

oh kive yr :woried: :woried: :woried:

 : oh yaa.....mein ta bhul hi geya c isde ware ch  :he: :he: .............ho sake ta kadi kadai STD te ja k mittra nu miss call v maar deya kari  :blink: :blink:

oh patandraa online te aaya hi karu
india ch keda internet nai chaldaa
:D: :D: :D:

meriya nasa bhaniya  :waitin: :waitin:

STD te kyu jana
mobile v hege aaa india ch
ehna v na pichdeya hoya desh samajh mere desh nu
ghasun maar ke nahsa bhann dau teriyan :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

Good post Harmeet. Except for a couple of things, I am pretty sure they all imply to me

hahahaha yupperzzzzzzzzz all true  :D: :D: :D:

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY,
says "Oh! British Style!!!!"


10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.


9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".


8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.


7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.



5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".

4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

Few more important


3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by
which he traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival.


2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll
the bag on Indian Roads.

Ultimate one : 1.. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or
"When I was in US..." 

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ah pad ke ta meinu bahut lokan de yad aa jandi aa lol