There are Three men walking in the middle of the desert there is a canadian and american and a japanese and they come across an indian tribe and the tribe leader say to them you must go find a type of fruit and then pass a test so u can join out tribe.
so they all go get a fruit.
The canadian guy brings back strawberries and the tribe leader tells him now it is time for the test you must put all those strawberries you picked and shove them in ur ass! so the canadian guy do what he says and when he was on his last strawberry he dies.
Then the american guy came back with five apples and so the tribe leader tells him he now has to do the test. so the tribe leader tells him to shove the apples up his ass so he does and when he is on his last one he looks back and sees the japanesse guy and starts laughing then shoves the last apple in his ass then dies.
The american and the canadian guy meet in heaven and the canadian guy ask the american guy why did u start laughing when u were on ur last apple and he said to the canadian guy cuz the japanesse guy hap pineapples.