Author Topic: thodi masti thoda fun (Read 1404 times)

ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ · « **on:** October 21, 2009, 05:06:50 AM »

rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi........ . ......... ......... ......... ......

sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????

rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do

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BRUCE LEE was a great man

But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...

why?

Because he became

MAMU LEE!

santa and banta r discussing-- -------
santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"
Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."

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who made Ganesh to Anesh...????

ThinK......

Think......

okay.....

" KAILASH KHER "

tere naam se " G " loon....

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Ek nali thi......
uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....
Guess who was the lucky guy??????
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Keep Guessing.... ..
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Chalo yaar....the answer is

"KISNA"
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
woh kisna hai

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if a CAT crosses ur way,

when u are going some where,

then what does it mean????????

?????????

?????????

?????????

?????????

?????????

????????? ?

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it means that the Cat is also going somewhere.

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AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE

Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"

And

Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"

Socho

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Thoda sur Socho

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Socho Socho....

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Nahi Aata

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Bcoz

Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)

American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for Gold)

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** October 21, 2009, 05:06:50 AM »

sukhbeer · « **Reply #1 on:** October 21, 2009, 05:10:02 AM »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

sonia wala pasand aa menuuuuu :hehe: :hehe: sonia ko bahumat do

ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ · « **Reply #2 on:** October 21, 2009, 05:10:39 AM »

life is full of tension....

for example..... ......

ladki ne apse lift mangi....... ...
raste me uski tabyat kharab ho gai.......
aap usse hospital le gae......
doctor ne kaha........ ...

aap baap banne waale ho.......... .???????? ???
aapko TENSION!!!!! !!!!!!

aap bole mai iska baap nhi hu.......... .......
phir ladki se poocha...... .....
ladki boli.......yehi baap hai...
aapko aur TENSION!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !

phir police aayi ............ ..
aapka medical check up hua......... ....
report aai ki aap to pata chala ki aap to baap ban hi nhi sakte....... ....
aapne khuda ka shukriya ada kia ............ .
aur aap khushi khushi bahar aa gaye....!!!! !!!!!!!!! !

phir socha ki ghar par jo bacche haiwo kiske hai????????? ????
apko phir se TENSION!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!

╬нƹ ѕσυℓ мα╬ƹ™ · « **Reply #3 on:** October 21, 2009, 05:15:18 AM »

:hehe: :hehe: ghar par jo bacche hain kiske hain fir tension :hehe: :hehe:

sukhbeer · « **Reply #4 on:** October 21, 2009, 05:17:01 AM »

phir socha ki ghar par jo bacche haiwo kiske hai????????? ????
apko phir se TENSION!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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