November 21, 2024, 02:31:33 PM
collapse

Author Topic: The bride tells her husband  (Read 631 times)

Offline ravi_sandhu

  • Ankheela/Ankheeli
  • ***
  • Like
  • -Given: 0
  • -Receive: 1
  • Posts: 539
  • Tohar: 0
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
The bride tells her husband
« on: October 30, 2007, 09:29:33 AM »
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!


Database Error

Please try again. If you come back to this error screen, report the error to an administrator.

* Who's Online

  • Dot Guests: 3918
  • Dot Hidden: 0
  • Dot Users: 0

There aren't any users online.

* Recent Posts

fix site pleae orrrr by ☬🅰🅳🅼🅸🅽☬
[November 01, 2024, 12:04:55 AM]


your MOOD now by Gujjar NO1
[October 09, 2024, 12:31:28 PM]


Best DP of the Week by Gujjar NO1
[October 08, 2024, 05:24:20 AM]


PJ te kinnu dekhan nu jii karda tuhada ??? by mundaxrisky
[September 15, 2024, 05:45:10 PM]


~~say 1 truth abt the person above ya~~ by mundaxrisky
[September 15, 2024, 05:41:15 PM]


This Site Need Fix/Update by mundaxrisky
[August 20, 2024, 04:41:58 PM]


Request Video Of The Day by mundaxrisky
[July 09, 2024, 04:24:48 PM]


Majh on sale by Gujjar NO1
[April 07, 2024, 03:08:25 PM]


Hello Old Friends/Friendaynaz by Gujjar NO1
[March 14, 2024, 03:42:51 AM]


Test, just a test by Gujjar NO1
[March 11, 2024, 12:32:30 PM]


Good morning (first word ki keha) by Gujjar NO1
[February 27, 2024, 01:10:20 AM]


Throw something at the user above u by Gujjar NO1
[February 26, 2024, 01:13:56 PM]


Just two line shayari ... by Gujjar NO1
[February 15, 2024, 10:46:34 AM]


which pj member do u miss ryt now? by ❀¢ιм Gяєωʌℓ ❀
[August 30, 2023, 03:26:27 AM]


Hello Old Friends/Friendayna by ☬🅰🅳🅼🅸🅽☬
[July 07, 2023, 08:01:42 AM]


ਚਿੱਟਾ ਤੇ ਕਾਲ਼ਾ ਆਊਡੀਓਬੂਕ by ਰੂਪ ਢਿੱਲੋਂ
[March 30, 2023, 07:50:56 PM]


What is the first thing you do, when you wake up in the morning? by Cutter
[January 12, 2023, 08:23:23 AM]


Chita Te Kala Novel Latest Review by ਰੂਪ ਢਿੱਲੋਂ
[September 14, 2022, 07:03:31 PM]


Book Review by ਰੂਪ ਢਿੱਲੋਂ
[May 19, 2022, 05:25:18 PM]


Books, Novels & Stories by ਰੂਪ ਢਿੱਲੋਂ
[May 19, 2022, 05:20:16 PM]


New Book Release: Chita Te Kala Novel by ਰੂਪ ਢਿੱਲੋਂ
[May 19, 2022, 05:06:16 PM]


What Is the Best Compliment You've Ever Received? by mundaxrisky
[October 15, 2018, 07:24:41 PM]


Last textmessage that u received by mundaxrisky
[October 15, 2018, 07:12:26 PM]


name one thing you can't live without ? by mundaxrisky
[October 15, 2018, 07:09:02 PM]


ONE thing you wish you could do RIGHT NOW... by mundaxrisky
[October 15, 2018, 07:03:57 PM]