I had to give a national news talk. The article i chose was about a dude who died from a head on car crashed. Afterwards, my teacher asks a few questions and then he asked me.

Teacher: Share how you feel.

Me: Happy!  :happy:

-A few mouths dropped, some students looking at each other, others stared looking like an id**t, teacher looked furious while i stood there confused and had a moment of realisation-

Me: Um uh i meant----

-Teacher cut me off-

Teacher: SIT DOWN!  :angry:


But the thing was i didn't know he was asking about my feelings/thoughts of the article, thought he meant how i felt that day because i was in a good mood.  :laugh:

I was once cained for gassing a worm in biology!
I stuck it into the gas tap and turned the tap on expecting the worm to shoot out of the tap, which it did.
It shot out and hit our balding biology teacher on the top of his head. : : :

The last day of intermediate. We were playing baseball. Then there were other kids that passed by our school. This dude on my class got bashed up badly, he was bleeding and refused to play the rest of the game. He got all angry and tried to fight them back.  :laugh: Good times.

1 winter morning, we were about to play cricket, i was on the fielding team, my hands was freezing cold, so i inserted my hands inside my shorts for a bit, my teacher turned to look at me and he said "whatever you're doing in there, just get your hands out and get ready".

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Can't blame me. It was cold, we were on the field playing cricket only wearing our p.e uniform.

I was always unlucky when it came to my cellphone being confiscated off me. Some people got off with their phones getting taken off them but given back after school but mine was confiscated several times and and been held at the office for a week.

Isn't anybody else going to share their stories?  :


We were in science.

-Jordan whispering-

Jordan: Isn't he(referring to our science teacher) 46 or somethin'.

Me: waheguru.. 46  :laugh:

Teacher: WHAT! I'M 33! jordan don't worry about passing the exams, YOU FAILED.  :happy: :

-Everyone loled-

One day there was a poem recital competition and few of my classmates were participating in that. Well one girl's poem was beutiful (it was on a butterfly :pagel: ) I liked that a lot ... the winners poem was pretty serious and nothing interesting to me ... so now... after the competition our teacher walks into teh class and asks everyone -

How was the recital?

Everyone is like.... It was very good .. the winner did a good job ..

But I could nt keep shut (dunno why) I said - But I like the butterfly poem girl's recital better.

The class went drop dead silent and the teacher spanked me for saying that  :thaa: .. WTH I just liked it more... I hate that teacher even now  :angry:

Bad day at school  :hehe:

Now that's freedom of speech. Reminds me of how i hated my social studies teacher.

My mate and i were talking and i accidentally said "BLOWJOB" out loud, not realising 1 of the most well liked teachers just passed by.