Author Topic: Rants about Jatts! (Read 33241 times)

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **on:** July 09, 2011, 02:46:28 AM »

Rant as much as you can! Post pics, videos, songs' lyrics and so on.. :happy: :superhappy:

Especially for ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ bai - Eithe appa khali jatts bare raula pohna. Jinna marzi liki jao like jatts kee karde nale kee kar sakde.
Jattan de shonka de galla liko.. Hoja bai shuru :superhappy: :excited:

Extract from my about me section has been pasted as an example, :rockon: :rockon:
-qte-
When jatts run they actually stay still, the earth moves under their feet like a treadmill.

When jatts turn up late for work, the rest of the workforce are docked wages for being early.

Jatts created man in their own image and did bhangra on the 7th day.

A jatt’s smile could cure world hunger, too bad jatts are always filled with righteous revenge!

When jatts misuse or mispell a word, they aren't making a typographical error, they're rewriting the dictionary.

Nelly wears a bandaid because a jatt once glanced at him on tv, piercing his skin IRL.

If you ask a jatt the same question twice, you get frozen. Kind of like when sub zero connects with two consecutive ice hadouken things in mortal kombat.

They created a jatt superman game for PS3 but when it starts up it blowed it all up.

Microsoft wanted to create the jatt font but upon development all the letters jumped off the screen, bitchslapped bill gates, and ran off to furiously multiply in the grassy green fields of MSJATT.

The best form of sunblock is to stand under a jatt's shadow. SPF Nine thousaaaaaaaaaaaaand.

Jatts spike their daru with lassi!

Normal ppl piss their names into the snow whereas jatts can piss their names into the concrete!

If it were possible to cut a jatt, he would bleed makhani and you would find that his skin is partially made of parantha.

One day a jatt started using his gandasa to sculpt something for his son....he named it himalayas.

When jatts play online video games, real people die on the other side.

Jatts do not require cell phones because they can yell loud enough to hear each other anywhere in the world.
-unqte-

Keep on adding. :rockon:

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** July 09, 2011, 02:46:28 AM »

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #1 on:** July 09, 2011, 02:52:16 AM »

Kanda ambra cho udh di kabootri utar landah JATT kuriye! :rockon:

:superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:

anonymous · « **Reply #2 on:** July 09, 2011, 03:43:05 AM »

ਜੱਟਾਂ ਦੇ ਸ਼ੌਂਕ

ਬੁੱਲੇਟ / ਲੰਡੀ ਜੀਪ / ਸੰਮਾ ਵਾਲੀ ਡਾਂਗ / ਕਾਲੀਆ ਘੋੜੀਆ / ਕਬੂਤਰ ਬਾਜੀ / ਪੰਗੇ ਪਾਉਣੇ

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ਜੱਟਾਂ ਦਾ ਖਾਣਾ ਪੀਨਾ

ਮੱਕੀ ਦੀ ਰੋਟੀ / ਲੱਸੀ / ਮੱਖਣ / ਦੇਸੀ ਘਿਓ / ਸੱਕਰ ਦੀ ਚੂਰੀ

ਹੋਰ ਵੀ ਕਈ ਨੇ ਵੀਰੇ ਸੋਚ ਕੇ ਦੱਸ ਦੇਵਾਗਾ

ਜੱਟ ਵੀ ਸ਼ੌਂਕੀ ਹੱਥਿਆਰਾ ਦਾ !! :hehe:

ਨੀ ਮੈਂ ਮਿੱਟੀ ਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਮਿੱਟੀ ਹੋਣਾ ਚਾਹੁੰਦਾ ਹਾਂ

:excited:ਤੈਨੂੰ ਮਿੱਟੀ ਤੋ ਐਲ੍ਰਜੀ ਏ ਮੁਟਿਆਰੇ :excited:

ਗੱਡੀ ਭਾਵੇਂ ਨੱਢੀ ਜੇਹੜੀ ਦਿਲ ਸਾਡੇ ਲੱਗ ਗਈ ,ਰਤਾ ਪਰਵਾਹ ਫਿਰ ਕਰੀ ਦੀ ਨੀ ਜੱਗ ਦੀ
ਭਾਵੇਂ ਬਦਲੇ ਚ ਸਾਰੀ ਹੀ ਜ਼ਮੀਨ ਵਿਕ ਜੇ ਉਹ ਛੱਡੀ ਦੀ ਕਦੇ ਨੀ
ਜਿਹੜੀ ਚੀਜ਼ ਉੱਤੇ ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਦੀ ਅੱਖ ਟਿਕਜੇ ਉਹ ਛੱਡੀਦੀ ਕਦੇ ਨੀ
:cooll: :cooll: :cooll:

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #3 on:** July 09, 2011, 10:35:35 AM »

Thanks Tut pana. I made ma dad read it. :superhappy: :superhappy:

Black mare rakhi nale rakheya eh msc ni...
Sideh de sabah da asi pindu jatt desi ni oh pindu JATT desi ni...
Ni sade jaha nahi labna unj duniya teh ashiq bathere ...... :happy:

anonymous · « **Reply #4 on:** July 09, 2011, 10:42:37 AM »

Quote from: > Sweet Singh < on July 09, 2011, 10:35:35 AM

Thanks Tut pana. I made ma dad read it. :superhappy: :superhappy:

Black mare rakhi nale rakheya eh msc ni...
Sideh de sabah da asi pindu jatt desi ni oh pindu JATT desi ni...
Ni sade jaha nahi labna unj duniya teh ashiq bathere ...... :happy:

Ji aia nu veer ji

ahh pindu nahi hunda :hehe: janab pendu* hunda :superhappy:

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #5 on:** July 09, 2011, 02:44:16 PM »

Quote from: ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ on July 09, 2011, 10:42:37 AM

ahh pindu nahi hunda :hehe: janab pendu* hunda :superhappy:

Iko gall aa bai. :happy:

Gel shel laa ke, jean Pepe wali paa ke
Thalle landi Jeep rakhi Ray-Ban saja ke
Aaun fabh ke chunni de yaar saare…x2
Notorious jatt aa gaye
Rahin bach ke pataliye naare
Notorious jatt aa gaye.... :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:

Tutt pana translate karke dasi bai ki likya hoya punjabi'ch :lol:

_noXiouS_ · « **Reply #6 on:** July 09, 2011, 03:23:38 PM »

are you serious?

:

Kudrat Kaur · « **Reply #7 on:** July 09, 2011, 06:18:04 PM »

Most Popular song about Jattz..You might have heard it before if not then here it is... My Dad's fav song..i m listening to this since my childhood.. :happy: even Mere Dadaji dassde hunde c sade kol v Bote (Camels) hunde c pehla...


PUT JATTAN DE

Singer- Surinder Shinda

NYPuNJaBI · « **Reply #8 on:** July 09, 2011, 06:23:27 PM »

They have a whole site of those but instead of jatts its chuck norris lol

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #9 on:** July 09, 2011, 08:28:07 PM »

Sada karje'ch bal bal fasya na hove miti pat kuriye :rockon:


pakki kanak

I have been listening to this song many times since yesterday :hehe:

_FaTeH_ · « **Reply #10 on:** July 09, 2011, 09:11:14 PM »

veer ji ih jatt ki hunda ???

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #11 on:** July 09, 2011, 11:56:59 PM »

Quote from: _noXiouS_ on July 09, 2011, 03:23:38 PM

are you serious? :

about? :hehe:

Quote from: NYpunjabi on July 09, 2011, 06:23:27 PM

They have a whole site of those but instead of jatts its chuck norris lol

Screw Chuck Norris.

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°◆SáŅj◆° · « **Reply #12 on:** July 10, 2011, 06:45:27 AM »


Jatt - Mera Pind (Harbhajan Mann)

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #13 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:01:12 AM »

Quote from: Kudrat Kaur on July 09, 2011, 06:18:04 PM

Most Popular song about Jattz..You might have heard it before if not then here it is... My Dad's fav song..i m listening to this since my childhood.. :happy: even Mere Dadaji dassde hunde c sade kol v Bote (Camels) hunde c pehla...

Watched this one for the first time. Played it three times in a row. Awesome!

Love this part -

Putt jattan de maran lagge desh layi maut nu mokhol karde, eh soorma...
soorma shaheed BHAGAT SINGH wangu char jande suli has kah bai lande badla
badla shaheed UDDAM SINGH warge pa ja samundra toh..
chaliya.. jattan ne jind likhe desh de ni sun balliye.. :won: :won:

Ric Sanjana: =D> Ma han JATT! Awesome! *balle balle* :rockon: :excited:

♥(ਛੱਲਾ)♥ · « **Reply #14 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:05:55 AM »

jatt nu shonk gordiyan da ............ :love: :love:

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #15 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:10:02 AM »

Quote from: ♥_pArAM_♥ on July 10, 2011, 10:05:55 AM

jatt nu shonk gordiyan da ............ :love: :love:

Ma pehla changi tarah read ni kita c. Just skimmed teh lagya ke you've written jattan nu shonk goriyan da. :D: :D:

Fer jido pic wakhi fer samjhya eh ta mare aa(gorhi) :hehe:

Kaint aa bai di gorhi. :happy:

♥(ਛੱਲਾ)♥ · « **Reply #16 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:13:59 AM »

jatt nu shonk landi jeep da ....... :love:

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #17 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:16:46 AM »

Quote from: ♥_pArAM_♥ on July 10, 2011, 10:13:59 AM

jatt nu shonk landi jeep da ....... :love:

:excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:

Gel shel laa ke, jean Pepe wali paa ke
Thalle landi Jeep rakhi Ray-Ban saja ke :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:

♥(ਛੱਲਾ)♥ · « **Reply #18 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:19:37 AM »

jatt nu shonk bullet da :pagel:

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **Reply #19 on:** July 10, 2011, 10:41:14 AM »

Quote from: ♥_pArAM_♥ on July 10, 2011, 10:19:37 AM

jatt nu shonk bullet da :pagel:

Kaint aa bai da bullet!!!

:balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:

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