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Mr Singh with his Rolls Royce...
« on: July 12, 2012, 02:13:52 PM »
MR Singh walks into a bank in Central London and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the £5, 000 and the interest, which comes to £15. 41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked ut very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow£5, 000?"

Mr Singh replied, "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for £15 ?"

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Mr Singh with his Rolls Royce...
« on: July 12, 2012, 02:13:52 PM »

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Re: Mr Singh with his Rolls Royce...
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2012, 04:34:53 PM »
parking charges is so high in london, last week i been in london an pay 37 pound for damn two hours,

thanks for sharing

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Re: Mr Singh with his Rolls Royce...
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2012, 07:45:18 PM »
ohh yeah ? wow that's pretty expensive!!

your welcome and thanks for reading :)

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Re: Mr Singh with his Rolls Royce...
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2012, 07:59:21 AM »
This is not funny, funny sandhu. We've already read it

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Re: Mr Singh with his Rolls Royce...
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2012, 01:26:51 PM »
main kad kiha ke eh funny aa  :huhh: :huhh:

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Re: Mr Singh with his Rolls Royce...
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2012, 05:53:09 AM »
main kad kiha ke eh funny aa  :huhh: :huhh:
Ki  :happy:

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Re: Mr Singh with his Rolls Royce...
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2012, 11:37:33 PM »
Very smart

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Re: Mr Singh with his Rolls Royce...
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2012, 12:06:54 AM »
banda jina marji wadha ho je
money wise cheap hon diyan aadatan ni jandiyan :D: :D:

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Re: Mr Singh with his Rolls Royce...
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2012, 12:57:23 AM »
kaafi purani aa story.... but this was vijay malya's story

 

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