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How to Argue With Girls??
« on: September 23, 2011, 10:05:40 PM »
Arguing with girls, like yoga, is a meaningless and inane exercise. A lot of guys hate doing it, most notably because it never seems like we can win. But you can win. Here's how. follow following step's:
 
Step 1. Abandon all logic.

Girls don't use it, and you certainly shouldn't allow it to handicap you.

Step 2. If you believe strongly in something, do NOT give in to any aspect of it.

Compromise is useless against girls, because they will rationalize that if they can get you to concede to one element, they can get you to quit on the whole Periodic Table. (Nothing like a little chemistry humor, right?)

Step 3. Don't be afraid to take cheap shots.

Ever argue with a girl about something and they randomly insult you with something that has no relevance to the argument? That's their way of trying to wear you down and push you off-topic. Fight fire with fire, I say. Tell her she has a fat ass, small boobs, an ugly face, disorienting facial hair, unwieldy hips, and is a genuinely awful person.

Step 4. Cite precedent.

Girls have no concept of historical factors relating to the current situation. Most girls reading this just went over to dictionary.com to see what "precedent" meant.

Step 5. Interrupt her.

Don't let her talk. Girls hate that like they hate other girls. It's hilarious, too. They get all frazzled.

Step 6. Don't take her seriously.

Laugh at every point she deems serious in nature. Fart, if possible. Derail her emotional train.

Step 7. If the argument escalates, cut off all communication with her.

If a girl can't find you, she can't continue arguing about bullshit. Change your phone number, relocate, and get a name change if you must.

Step 8. Don't be fooled by "Let's stop arguing please."

That's their way of making you let your guard down, so they can swoop in after you're worn down. Instead, say something like "Yeah, all this being right is exhausting for me." Pisses them off. Just trust me.

Step 9. Compare her unfavorably with another girl.

This is especially effective if the comparison is with a girl that they simply abhor. Tell her something like, "Lisa is so much more compassionate than you." Girls hate other girls, like a deer hates a shotgun. And how do you take down a deer? Exactly.

Step 10. Don't be intimidated by the water works.

That's their ultimate contingency, knowing that guys can't deal with a crying girl. Stay strong, don't let yourself get emotional, just think of something funny. Replay scenes from "Office Space" in your head if you must.

Step 11. Bust out, "I don't feel like fighting. I've proven my point."

Then stop. Leave the argument. It pisses them off because a guy's natural reaction is to resolve, whereas a girl's is to continue forever and ever until the end of time until they hear that they are right. If a guy decides that he is right and won't budge, their whole concept of male-female relations is shot to shit. Again, mind games.

Step 12. Ask her if she's on the rag.

Self-explanatory.

Step 13. When all else fails, tell her she's just like her mother.

It's an ace-in-the-hole and will emotionally cripple her to such a degree she may even forget her whole argument.
Remember, girls are the less intelligent of the genders. All throughout history men have out-thought, out-invented, and out-created women in every facet of existence. Isn't it about time we won an argument for once? Gentlemen, that time is now.
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How to Argue With Girls??
« on: September 23, 2011, 10:05:40 PM »

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Re: How to Argue With Girls??
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2011, 10:09:43 PM »
Kitho copy paste kita :hehe:

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Re: How to Argue With Girls??
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2011, 10:10:35 PM »
Kitho copy paste kita :hehe:
tu copy paste nu chad eh dass k sachh hi ja jooth??
eh gall sahi hai naaa

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Re: How to Argue With Girls??
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2011, 10:12:33 PM »
jhhooooooooooottttttttttttttt

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Re: How to Argue With Girls??
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2011, 10:13:05 PM »
lolz interreupt her & dun take her seriously how bad! lol

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Re: How to Argue With Girls??
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2011, 10:13:28 PM »
jhhooooooooooottttttttttttttt
i think sachhhhhhh :Laugh:

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Re: How to Argue With Girls??
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2011, 10:14:57 PM »
den ur thinking is wrong lol

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Re: How to Argue With Girls??
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2011, 10:15:48 PM »
den ur thinking is wrong lol
no i'm boy and i always think right  :loll:

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Re: How to Argue With Girls??
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2011, 10:16:30 PM »
tu copy paste nu chad eh dass k sachh hi ja jooth??
eh gall sahi hai naaa

Kehre angle to sach a? :he:

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Re: How to Argue With Girls??
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2011, 10:17:56 PM »
Kehre angle to sach a? :he:
360 de angle toh nahi jakeen ta appa equation banna k solve kar lennne a :hehe:

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Re: How to Argue With Girls??
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2011, 10:18:53 PM »
360 de angle toh nahi jakeen ta appa equation banna k solve kar lennne a :hehe:

equation bana ke do.. :hehe: fer solve karange.

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Re: How to Argue With Girls??
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2011, 10:19:53 PM »
no i'm boy and i always think right  :loll:

ahahahahaha eho ta prob aa mundeya de thinking kde sahi hundi he nahi lol

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Re: How to Argue With Girls??
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2011, 10:23:16 PM »
equation bana ke do.. :hehe: fer solve karange.
ok lets say x= boys are on 90 degree angle and y= girls are also on same angle so explain how x and y arguments will lead to 360 :loll:
which will be eliminate at the end x or y?

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ahahahahaha eho ta prob aa mundeya de thinking kde sahi hundi he nahi lol
ahahhaha :laugh: liye argue wale topic ch v mere naal argue karna shuru karta :loll:

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Re: How to Argue With Girls??
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2011, 10:25:54 PM »


...ahahhaha :laugh: liye argue wale topic ch v mere naal argue karna shuru karta :loll:

lol le hein argue kinne start kita , appan ta reply kita bas lol gal ta eh aa amm reply v mundeya nu argue lagda so dumb u boyz lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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Re: How to Argue With Girls??
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2011, 10:32:30 PM »
lol le hein argue kinne start kita , appan ta reply kita bas lol gal ta eh aa amm reply v mundeya nu argue lagda so dumb u boyz lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
shareammm mundia nu dumb kahi jaani a oh v face te shgarm ni aundi....sanu mundia te tohmat liyi jaani a

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Re: How to Argue With Girls??
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Re: How to Argue With Girls??
« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2011, 10:41:00 PM »
shareammm mundia nu dumb kahi jaani a oh v face te shgarm ni aundi....sanu mundia te tohmat liyi jaani a

ahahahahaha tohmat wali gal kroge yar ta obviously lagugi na :hehe:

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Re: How to Argue With Girls??
« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2011, 10:47:18 PM »
ok lets say x= boys are on 90 degree angle and y= girls are also on same angle so explain how x and y arguments will lead to 360 :loll:
which will be eliminate at the end x or y?

...ahahhaha :laugh: liye argue wale topic ch v mere naal argue karna shuru karta :loll:

lagda tusi argument krna chaunde o :hehe:

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Re: How to Argue With Girls??
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2011, 10:54:11 PM »
i give up....mein argue ni kar sakda...kyun k mein already hathyiaar sutt ditte a

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Re: How to Argue With Girls??
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