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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #80 on: March 04, 2011, 11:04:19 AM »
ਬੀਬਾ,ਅਕਲ ਬਦਾਮ ਖਾਣ ਨਾਲ ਨਹੀ,ਸਗੋ ਧੱਕੇ ਖਾਣ ਨਾਲ ਆਉਦੀ ਹੈ
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #80 on: March 04, 2011, 11:04:19 AM »

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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #81 on: March 17, 2011, 10:53:42 AM »
ਆਪਾ ਤੇ ਲੱਤਾਂ ਬਾਹਾਂ ਤੋੜਨ ਜੋਗੇ ਆ''''_''''ਏ ਦਿਲ ਦੁਲ ਸਾਡੇ ਕੋਲੋ ਨਹੀ ਟੁੱਟਦੇ".......!!
 
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #82 on: March 17, 2011, 11:00:15 AM »
 :D:
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #83 on: May 01, 2011, 11:05:05 AM »
500 ਦੇ ਨੌਟ ਵਾਗੂੰ ਡਰ ਲਗਦਾ sohniye ,ਕਿਤੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਤੇਰਾ duplicate ਤਾ ਨਹੀਂ ......???
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #84 on: May 01, 2011, 11:30:14 AM »
Quote from: Grenade Singh on May 01, 2011, 11:05:05 AM
500 ਦੇ ਨੌਟ ਵਾਗੂੰ ਡਰ ਲਗਦਾ sohniye ,ਕਿਤੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਤੇਰਾ duplicate ਤਾ ਨਹੀਂ ......???

 
 
 
 
 
 :D: :D: :D: :D:
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #85 on: May 01, 2011, 12:12:51 PM »
 
 
ਛਿੱਤਰ ਕਿਸੇ ਦਾ ਨੀ ਮਿੱਤਰ
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #86 on: May 01, 2011, 12:23:00 PM »
Quote from: ਗਾਲਿਬ on May 01, 2011, 12:12:51 PM

 
ਛਿੱਤਰ ਕਿਸੇ ਦਾ ਨੀ ਮਿੱਤਰ


Nice one!  :D:
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #87 on: May 01, 2011, 12:26:17 PM »
Quote from: Ķιℓℓα Ķαuя on March 17, 2011, 10:53:42 AM
ਆਪਾ ਤੇ ਲੱਤਾਂ ਬਾਹਾਂ ਤੋੜਨ ਜੋਗੇ ਆ''''_''''ਏ ਦਿਲ ਦੁਲ ਸਾਡੇ ਕੋਲੋ ਨਹੀ ਟੁੱਟਦੇ".......!!
 
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 killa!  :D:
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #88 on: May 12, 2011, 09:38:07 AM »
ਮੈਨੁੰ ਸੋਹਣੀ ਲੱਗੀ ਮੈਂ ਪਰਪੌਜ਼ ਕਰਤਾ
ਓਨੂੰ ਮੈਂ ਮਾੜਾ ਲੱਗਾ ਓਨੇ ਮਨਾ ਕਰਤਾ
ਦਿਲ ਨੇ ਕਹਿਆ ਇਕ ਵਾਰ ਹੋਰ ਟਰਾਈ ਮਾਰ
ਉਨੇ ਜੂੱਤੀ ਲਾਹਲੀ ਮੈਂ ਮੁੱਕਾ ਧਰਤਾ
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #89 on: October 31, 2011, 05:10:41 PM »
ਲੱਗ ਗਿਆ ਪਤਾ ਤੇਰੀ ਖਾਨਦਾਨੀ ਦਾ...
ਚਾਹ ਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਦੁੱਧ ਬੱਕਰੀ ਬੇਗਾਨੀ ਦਾ...
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #90 on: October 31, 2011, 06:22:51 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: gud 1
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #91 on: December 17, 2011, 12:52:36 PM »
Khada pita lahe da, baki Ahmed shahe da!
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Khada pita lahe da, rehnda Ahmed shahe da!  :D:
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #92 on: December 24, 2011, 07:06:50 PM »
ਤੇਰੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਚ ਪਏ ਵਿਛੋੜੇ ਨੀ ,,,ਮੁੰਡਾ ਟੋਭੇ ਚ ਮਾਰੇ ਰੋੜੇ ਨੀ ,ਨਾਲ ਕਮਲੇ ਰਲਾਈ ਫਿਰਦਾ ,,,HAI ਨੀ ਹਿਲ ਗਿਆ ਦਿਮਾਗ ਤੇਰੇ ਯਾਰ ਦਾ ,ਸੋਟੀ ਦੀ ਰਫਲ ਬਣਾਈ ਫਿਰਦਾ ... :D: :D: :D: :D: ajj kal de munde  :he: :he:
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #93 on: December 24, 2011, 09:00:42 PM »
ਸਾਡੇ ਦਿਲ ਦਾ ਲੁਟ ਕੇ ਲੈ ਗਈ ਤੁੰ ਚੈਨ....
ਸਾਲੀਏ ਤੇਰੇ ਪਿਛੇ ਕਾਲੇ ਕੁਤੇ ਪੈਣ.... :D:
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #94 on: February 04, 2012, 07:43:33 AM »
...  :D: :D: :D:
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