When a man steals your wife,

there is no better revenge than

to let him keep her.


  David Bissonette


After marriage, husband and wife

become two sides of a coin;

they just can't face each other,

but still they stay together.

  Sacha Guitry

By all means marry.
If you get a good wife,
you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one,
you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things,
and prevents us from achieving them.

  Anonymous
The great question...
which I have not been able to answer... is,
'What does a woman want?

  Dumas
I had some words with my wife,
and she had some paragraphs with me.

Sigmund Freud


'Some people ask the
secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner,
soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

Anonymous

'There's a way of transferring
funds that is even faster than
electronic banking.
It's called marriage.'


Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me,
and the second one didn't.'


  James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Patrick Murra

The most effective way to

remember your wife's birthday

is to forget it once....

Nash
You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.


Anonymous

My wife and I were happy
for twenty years
Then we met.

Henny Youngman


A good wife always forgives
her husband when she's wrong.

Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:
'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'




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