I think the funniest things happen to me in Interviews


I went into an interview once.. I didnt want to get into that job, as they were up north. So went into the interview unprepared.
Just to have Idea I took a glance at the website and thought the company make "Engine Belts"

Now I am in the Interview.. Two Guys sitting infront of me.. The first Guy asked - "Ok So Tell us what you know about the company?" and then My BS starts... I was like oh you guys make Engine belts.. Belts of various material and strenght.. You have this kind of technology ... n BLAH BLAH.. I lasted 4-5 mins with my BS.. which is quite a bit
N then the guy look at my resume.. n then at me.. Took of his glasses.. N said "Well just to let you know we dont make Enginer Belts.. We have company that make "Seat Belt" and had a evil smile on his face" ... n the other guy start laughing.. n said "A very good explanation about the engine belt"
- Damn that was embracing... !!

snow paye c and mein second floor te rehnda and pehle step te snow di ice bni c,, mein pehla he peir rakheya uthe and ..........boom :hehe:

One day i was at work and i was returning from delevring food to some office, and a black stopped me
oh kehda
Hello sir, there is new African art museum opening and we are collecting money for something... mainu yaad ne ohne ki keha mein ohdi gal sunn k dekhya ohne books jehiya fadiya, dekhn nu thora educated lagda banda,, mein jaldi vich see and ohnu $5 de ditte  :hehe:
fer thore dina bahd oho mainu fer mileya,, and he said hello sir, we are trying to make a church in argentina and need money and blah blah blah,,, i said, hey u r the same who was asking for money few days ago for african art..  /:)
and mainu ne patta ohnu ki suneya oho kehda yaa ya we are making a new church ... i looked at him like >>>> /:)  <<<
he said, do you want to see some proof of it,, i am not making up..
i was like, na na man,, i don't have money  yo yo

mere malik da sar gea mai kaam to aya te oh balab de switch vala daba khol k baitha c kehnda balab ni chalda mai chalna ki aa balab te mai lah k le gea c kaam vala sar gea c othe laya aa pehla upper te dekh lenda k balb hai ni kehnda enk to bina c disia ni haaahha mai has has dohra ho gea hahahhahahah

mere malik da sar gea mai kaam to aya te oh balab de switch vala daba khol k baitha c kehnda balab ni chalda mai chalna ki aa balab te mai lah k le gea c kaam vala sar gea c othe laya aa pehla upper te dekh lenda k balb hai ni kehnda enk to bina c disia ni haaahha mai has has dohra ho gea hahahhahahah