Wind up your wife is a prank played by 2 rock radio broadcasters(robert and jono(r&j)) where someone basically rings r&j to wind their relative/spouse/parent, the caller is still on the line to listen but stays quiet. And then r&j rings up the wind up victim and wind them up. Tonight's wind up your wife prank however went bad this is how it went:

Caller rings r&j to wind up clayton(caller's hubby), r&j rings up clayton(wind up victim)

clayton: clayton speaking

r&j: this is _________.  :blah: :blah: :blah: We can send a bunch of roses for free to whoever you pick. All you need is to provide us their name and address.

clayton: i don't believe you guys but anyways, send it to chloe ________and she lives in _______________ dunedin.

wife(who has been listening at the other end of the line): WHO THE F**K IS CHLOE!! waheguru!!!!!

clayton: waheguru.. who is this?..

wife: this is your wife that you've been married to for 7 years!

clayton: sh*t. she's a friend..

wife: you don't send roses to your friends!

clayton cusses all over place and hangs up the phone

r&j: THAT WAS A BAD IDEA! LET'S GO TO COMMERCIALS.