A Punjabi lawyer working abroad wrote to his wife...


DEAR Sunita Darling I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart please adjust.

Your loving husband JITA SINGH
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His wife replied...


TINKU's PAPPA Thanks for the 100 kisses Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.

4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only so I gave him other pleasures I hope you understand..

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope
I can survive the month using this balance...

Shall I plan the same for the next month..???


Your SweetHeart Kichi
Regards
Sunita......... :D: :D: :D: :D: :candies: :Laugh: :Laugh: :lol: