Author Topic: one liners (Read 1264 times)

_noXiouS_ · « **on:** March 26, 2010, 01:36:30 PM »

Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.poor lawyers
Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. bummerrr :pagel:
Never answer an anonymous letter.
It's lonely at the top; but you do eat better. hahaha
Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours. :laugh: after they're dead, eh real smart
Few women admit their age; few men act it. very true :pagel:
No one is listening until you make a mistake. tell me about it :sad:
Give me ambiguity or give me something else. :laugh:
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"? - I agree. :pagel:
He who laughs last thinks slowest. ouch
Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. :pagel:
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. duniya wale jioun ne dende
I took an IQ test and the results were negative. haye rabba :laugh:
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. i like this one :happy:
Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

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God made mankind. Sin made him evil. yupyupyup
I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back. koyi mere varga vichara
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Humpty Dumpty was pushed. no argumetn with that
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want? absolutely right sheeesh
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

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Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
Life is too complicated in the morning. maut pae jandi uthan vele
We are all part of the ultimate statistic-ten out of ten die.

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Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way. :pagel:
If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria. oh boy :laugh:
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.
Evolution: True science fiction.isn't that the truth :pagel:
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. wise
Your body is made of 70% water. If you drink water, then, does that make you a cannibal? good question, eh

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