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aussie_jatt_1987 · « **on:** September 12, 2007, 08:38:19 AM »

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** September 12, 2007, 08:38:19 AM »

Sweet_Jatti · « **Reply #1 on:** October 10, 2007, 09:44:38 AM »

Quote from: aussie_jatt_1987

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

lolzzzzzzzzzzzz

n btw wen did ya get marry?????

aussie_jatt_1987 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 10, 2007, 02:35:47 PM »

when na puch how many pucch lolz

Sweet_Jatti · « **Reply #3 on:** October 10, 2007, 02:39:06 PM »

ohhhh
chal ehi dassde kinni k vari???? lolzz

aussie_jatt_1987 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 02, 2007, 01:45:18 AM »

uddai na badnam kari jah sharref mundey noo lolz ,mazak karda c

_Beast_ · « **Reply #5 on:** August 22, 2009, 07:51:04 PM »

teri te life ban jani fer
:laugh:

●๋•dểکí вïllø · « **Reply #6 on:** August 22, 2009, 11:06:14 PM »

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #7 on:** October 01, 2009, 11:37:01 PM »

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .. Holy....

_Beast_ · « **Reply #8 on:** November 03, 2009, 08:43:38 PM »

ehe te Kuripataka te GS di Khofia report release ho gye lagdi :happy:

_noXiouS_ · « **Reply #9 on:** November 03, 2009, 08:45:26 PM »

lae dass, assi te apney hubby nu palka te bitha ke rakhaange :blink:

_Beast_ · « **Reply #10 on:** November 03, 2009, 08:49:31 PM »

Quote from: _kAmLo_ on November 03, 2009, 08:45:26 PM

lae dass, assi te apney hubby nu palka te bitha ke rakhaange :blink:

In that case I am single :happy:

_noXiouS_ · « **Reply #11 on:** November 03, 2009, 08:52:50 PM »

Quote from: Simply PENDU on November 03, 2009, 08:49:31 PM

In that case I am single :happy:

gharde gwaandiya de rishta thori karde hunde :pagel:

_Beast_ · « **Reply #12 on:** November 03, 2009, 08:53:55 PM »

Quote from: _kAmLo_ on November 03, 2009, 08:52:50 PM

gharde gwaandiya de rishta thori karde hunde :pagel:

koi gal ne appa Limka book of record vich naam likhva leina eddan karke :lol:

_noXiouS_ · « **Reply #13 on:** November 03, 2009, 09:02:10 PM »

Quote from: Simply PENDU on November 03, 2009, 08:53:55 PM

koi gal ne appa Limka book of record vich naam likhva leina eddan karke :lol:

did you hear about this couple, they kissed nonstop for like 48 hrs or so ... to set a new record in the guinness book

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_Beast_ · « **Reply #14 on:** November 03, 2009, 09:06:12 PM »

Quote from: _kAmLo_ on November 03, 2009, 09:02:10 PM

did you hear about this couple, they kissed nonstop for like 48 hrs or so ... to set a new record in the guinness book : : : :

ya it was quite a long time ago.. more like a year

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and i think thr a kissing underwater record also :laugh:

_noXiouS_ · « **Reply #15 on:** November 03, 2009, 09:10:20 PM »

underwater kissing haha - what was the time record?

doubjaney na hon nawe nawe tareeke labhde kissa karan de :lol:

_Beast_ · « **Reply #16 on:** November 03, 2009, 09:18:00 PM »

Quote from: _kAmLo_ on November 03, 2009, 09:10:20 PM

underwater kissing haha - what was the time record?

doubjaney na hon nawe nawe tareeke labhde kissa karan de :lol:

* The longest underwater kiss occurred in Tokyo Japan on 2 April 1980. It lasted for 2 minutes and 18 seconds. :laugh:

Here are some facts i came across when i was looking for the record

* International Kissing Day is February 5th.

* The Catholic Church declared kissing to be a mortal sin in the middle ages.

* The average person will spend an estimated 20,160 min kissing in their lifetime.

* Our brains have special neurons that help us find eachothers lips in the dark.

* You burn 26 calories in a one minute kiss. i think this is funny :laugh: :laugh:

* The scientific name for kissing is philematology.

* The fear of kissing is called Philematophobia.